YouTube Day

Figured we would do a little Youtube day for the kids.

My man Rasheed Wallace with the famous "both teams played hard". I laughed my ass when he said back in 03 and I still laugh now. Maybe the best Press conference ever in the NBA... God bless and good night.




This is the youtube wonder Sam Mcguffie. He is headed to Michigan and lets hope he's this good at the next level. When you jumping fools, you know the kid can fucking play.

Two Shaqs for the price of one!



Back when the LA Lakers and Kings had that West rivalry going Shaq shot this Music video. The Man is funny. No one could do that on the fly. Please retire and head to TNT. "Where everyone knows your name".



Shaq must be a reader of Sports Censored. He likes to use the word fuck too!



Randy Johnson puts a bird out of it's misery. I know the video is older then sports but it's still out of this world. The odds to that happening are like 1 in fuckin 1,000,0000. Think about.. Everything has to be perfect. The speed at which the bird is going.. The space and.. Never mind.



Jumping around on a trampoline with a basketball hoop seems like something I would have done back in the day. Then everything goes wrong and your leg is stuck in the damn rim. I did find it funny that his so called "friend"s scattered like a fart in the wind when he was crying out in pain. The best cure I guess was laughter to them.

Kenny George

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Kenny George from who cares University doesn't even have to jump.. I mean the fucker is 7'7". But slow and clunky. I would say he may have a Gheorghe Muresan future, but I doubt he will co-star with Billy Crystal in a Movie(my giant)

Also noted is that Tyler Hansbrough made him look pretty small when he dunked on Giant Gonzalez..


I had to... I am on a roll.

NBA,Corvettes and Big Hits.. O My!

The Miami Heat suck don't they? They haven't won since December 22, 2007. Yes you read right. They suck that fucking bad. What I don't get is ESPN and many others act like this is a shock. Back when they made the deal for Shaq, they knew they were trading for a Now chance at a Championship and giving up the future.

The Heat had a nice young core With Wade,Odem and Butler. The core that could win a NBA title some day if given the time. The Heat decided to Trade for the now chance and it did work. Now What I don't get is people shocked at how bad this team is. One the team has a bunch of random players no one wants to touch. That includes Jason Williams,Ricky Davis,Mark Blount and Smush Parker. The fact that you traded for Ricky Davis was putting doom to the rest of your season. The guy is fucking trash. He tried to get a triple double with the Cavs by rebing his own miss off his OWN basket.

Then you got SMush who was thrown out of LA and Jason Williams who never was nothing more then a street ball player who happened to get an NBA job(was fun to watch with the Kings). So you have all this trash and no wins. Not a Big surprise. The only guys worth saving on this team are Wade,Udonis Haslem and Dorell Wright... That's right no Shaq. I think his time is done. Like alot of players he will hang on and watch from some crappy teams bench Ala Moses Malone. I expect the Heat to start winning since Shaq is now hurt and out for awhile. Wade can now take over much like Lebron does for the Cavs. They won't have to worry about getting Shaq his touches and watch him miss Lay ups and dunks. You watch the Heat will start winning a few now. Shaq should just call it after this year and go and work for TNT. I know he won't but he should. So really there should be no surprise to this since you traded for now and NOW=Old Shaq and a bad supporting cast. You took the NBA title should have known that you would have to re-tool this roster as soon as you won that ring. Now you didn't and it's gonna hold you back and maybe even scare Wade when he becomes a free Agent. Good luck Miami Heat.. Your in alot of fucking trouble.

Now on to the daily Terrelle Pryor Show of the Blog. Pictures have came about with Pryor and this "Corvette".

I guess the Vette was borrowed from the a one Mr.Sarniak who owns a Glass factory who would very much like to see Mr.Pryor go to O$U. The same guy who just had a dinner with OSU. Word on the street is that the Vette will be given to Pryor as a grad gift.... Hmmmm Do I smell a Scandal if Pryor does choose O$U? Very Possible. I am starting to wonder if the kid is even worth the hassle now. I still want him at Michigan but damn it's looking bad for O$U if this Vette story is true. NCAA has been very soft on O$U as of late so this maybe just another fart on the rader to the NCAA's. This kid gives this blog something new everyday to write and were all suckers..Or maybe I am just the sucker.

Lit the FUCK up son!

Once again WVU fans will have to suffer more embarrassment from the hands of Michigan. During Senior Bowl Practice Jamar Adams hit Owen Schmitt so hard his helmet popped off. That isn't no small back or WR either.. That's a fuckin Mountain Man! Good Hit Jamar. Your Draft status just went up 10 pts.

Michael fuckin Beasley

I don't have much time today but I just wanted talk about how good this kid is. A Man among boys. The kid is putting up Big time numbers. I like him more then Kevin Durant at this point last year. Beasley is avging 24 ppg and 12 rpg. I am sure he is one and done after this year. He makes KSU a big time threat come tournament time. One great player can get you through the tourney. Just ask Mellow and the Orange Men.

I got a chance to watch him last Saturday and I was impressed. I saw 3 point shots,big rebs and fade away jumpers. The kid can flat out play fucking ball. They were playing Texas A&M so now push over. If I had a pick in the draft I would take him number one at this point. I think O.J Mayo is a joke at the moment. I would take this kid any day of the week. I just wanted to say that. It's nothing special and maybe my worst post since I opened the SC doors. If you get a chance to see Michael Beasley this season, watch this stone cold fucker. He's gonna be a star.



Speaking of stud athletes, yesterday's Terrelle Pryor mail bag got alot of traffic. No one wonder so many schools are after this kid. The kid is Pure blogging gold at the moment. Alot of talk today was that the O$U is trying to pay him through a PA business man who knows Pryor who would like him to attend Ohio State Money Union University. Word on the street is that he has a new Corvette too? Hmmm Even Chris Webber wasn't sporting rides like that before coming to Michigan. So I guess we will keep an eye on that. I guess he's got a visit to go see Oregon Duck the Nike mega machine. So anything can happen but I don't put much stock into them. My inside sources say he stays close to home. Damn it Pryor! You got this Blog but the NUTZ! Enough classy writing...

Mail Bag!

I hate adding fuel to the Pryor rumors and all that jazz cause I think the kid eats it up but I got this interesting email from a one "Mr.G". He had a bit of inside view from the hole called Ohio...

HEY THERE I JUST READ YOUR ARTICLE & THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE A STORY WITH YOU. MY GF & I ARE BOTH HUGE MICHIGAN FANS & LIVE IN COLUMBUS, OH. MY GF WORKS FOR A LOCAL RADIO STATION HERE, & THE OTHER DAY THEY HAD THE LOCAL TV SPORTS BROADCASTER IN THE STUDIO AFTER HE HAD FINISH AN INTERVIEW WITH PRYOR. HE SAID THAT DURING HIS CONVERSATION PRYOR TOLD HIM "I GET SO MANY PHONE CALLS FROM THE SCHOOLS RECRUITING ME THAT I DON'T EVEN ANSWER THE CALLS ANYMORE". THEN ABOUT 10 MIN. LATER PRYOR'S PHONE RANG & HE ANSWERED IT. THE SPORTS CASTER THEN SAID TO HIM "I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE ANYMORE". PRYOR THEN TOLD HIM "OH, THAT WAS MY MICHIGAN BOYS, I ALWAYS ANSWER WHEN THEY CALL".

THE BUZZ AROUND HERE IS THAT MICHIGAN IS WHERE HE IS GOING TO GO. IT WILL BE MICHIGAN OR HE WILL SHOCK EVERYONE & GO TO SOMEWHERE LIKE OREGON. BUT THE PEOPLE HERE IN COLUMBUS ARE ALREADY SAYING HE IS NOT GOING TO BE A BUCKEYE. GOD I HOPE THEY ARE RIGHT!!!

GO BLUE!!!
-GUSS

Yes the cap button was stuck on Mr.G's keyboard but that's cool. I don't know if this screams "Going to Michigan!" all over but does say Michigan is gonna be right there. I still think OSU has a slight edge but I could be so wrong(Like Eli). It sounds like the state of Ohio is worried unless you talk to the OSU insiders who call hima "Lock". That I say is pure shit fuck and Michigan or OSU could win this kid over at this point. I have learned in the world of recruiting that there is no "Locks"(ROJO anyone?). Then I asked if this info was 100%.. His reply.

The story is all 100% true

Then I just got a random Comment from a one John...

People seem to overlook the fact that Tom Brady is just one more amazing pro quarterback turned out by the machine known as MICHIGAN.

Yes that can be true at times. Maybe because his time at Michigan was a rocky one where fans chanted for Drew Henson and got benched at times in favor of Henson who at the time looked like a athletic god stud. We all know how that went. Brady did go on to beat Bama and play well at Michigan but I feel there are bad feeling and could be why he doesn't go back much or at all.. Random Brady pic! BOOOYEAH!~

YOU BLEW IT!

That's the only words that came to mind last night when I was watching the Packers bite the dust. I am no Packer fan but a small part of me was cheering for Brett so he would finally fucking retire(killing my Lions for years). When Brett Threw that Int the only thing that busted in my mind was from Billy Madison when he yells "You blew it!". Now the Giants are heading to the SB and now the sports world will have to sit through a month of ESPN,PTI ect ect... Discussions, segments on will Brett come back or not? Thanks Brett for fucking that up. Ever heard of John Elway? He did it the right way. You are coming back so please spare us the "I need time to think" bullshit.

Picked! That wasn't the only blunder of the game but there is a reason why Brett holds the all time record for most INTs. He at times can be way off or make bad reads. Some nights he hot and others not. Last night was cold as fuck and so was Brett. It was just amazing anyone could catch a ball. The Packers had so many chances to win that game. They just couldn't get it done. While I am not thrilled to see the Giants in the SB, they deserve it none the less. I look even more fucking dumb since I told my brother in "brothrly love" that Eli wasn't worth building a team around. Now it looks like the kid can play and I am very wrong. He played well last night and hung in there, even after his shit kicker missed one big FG after another. I expected the Pats to win so no big surprise there. Brady will seal his legecy as the best QB of all time with this Super Bowl win. Guess where he came from everybody?... Michigan. Okey they has nothing to do with anythihg but I just thought I would point that out. I think the Super Bowl will either be very close or a Big Blow out. The score won't be 21 to 10.

>>>Speaking of the Super Bowl The super fucking awesome blog Afraid of Ed Hochuli will be doing a simulpost with Sport Censored for the Super Bowl next week. We will fight to the death on who we think will win. Matt is a Blogging vet and may well kick my ass but I got no shame and will go for the throat even if I look bad. Should be good, stay tuned.

Also, Bret will you please make this painless. Come out and say.. Yes I am coming back. This like what the 4th straight year of this? O and...

YOU BLEW IT(Packer fans will rain hate on me)!

Terrelle "I have everyone by the balls" Pryor

This is suppose to be my day off from blogging. But since I am a huge Michigan fan and the number one recruit in the country visited Michigan last night I thought I would play my odds game with this kid. I watched the this kid in the Army AA game he won the MVP and did impress me with a nice touch and great running style. When he got there that week for practice he was wearing a Michigan sweat shirt. All the O$U guys made him take it off. During the game, one of the buck fucks put a buckeye sticker on his helmet. During a break in the game and the camera on TP he pointed at the sticker and said something.. Not sure what. So what I am getting at is that... THE KID IS FUCKING WITH US! HE HAS EVERY MICHIGAN & OSU FAN BY THE BALLS! I think his mind is made up and he's just loving every second of making people wonder. Case and point..

Then he comes out and says he wants to play somewhere that packs 100,000+ Fans. Yesterday he came for official visit at Michigan. Here is a interweb report from some web site.

Charlie Batch came with him to be his "Mentor". Us Lion fans know Charlie is a nice guy but not a very good football player. That really has nothing to do with TP or anything. Just was throwing Charlie under the bus for the hell of it. Back to Pryor, The visit went well from what was heard. Here what the insiders at rivals have to say..

-A good vibe from TP on his visit. He came in late so he will be leaving later today
-Batch & RR hit it off (despite what people are saying from the pictures of them at the bball game)
-JT Floyd will ultimately land at Michigan
-Martin was supposed to be on his official visit, but may use it as an unofficial. He wanted to be there for TP and he skipped a big wrestling tournament to be there
-Barwis had the recruits in awe.

Not much on TP lean of UM or OSU but he had a good time. A few pics of the kid. I do feel sorry we had to show him how bad our basketball team is. That can't help since he talked about playing both sports(I don't see that happening). TP is sitting with his cousin and Michigan WR Tony Clemons who I have had the chance to talk with and help out with his Myspace and Tony is a great guy.





So it looks like the kid is having a good time. But who wouldn't take free visits? Even if you were sold on another school. Pryor coming to Michigan would be huge swing for Michigan. Give us an edge in recruiting for the next few years. Give Michigan the swing it needs to beat OSU and take back the rivalry. With Ryan Mallett heading to Ark I wonder how Pryor couldn't go with Michigan? He could start right away and run an Offense that makes many QB like Pat White look good and I don't think much of Pat White(Can't throw to save his life). I think Pryor can be a better QB then White due to being a better passer. RR would use him to his fullest and make him the center point of the offense. I think he would be nuts to turn that down. But OSU has been on his nuts longer and Tressel is dirty asshole. Who knows what snake things he has done to grab Pryor. For whatever reason I just don't have a good feeling about this. Like he is leading us on and Just fucking with Michigan. If this is the fact I will say he will become Michigan enemy number 1. I hope he comes to Michigan but I know there is always another huge recruit. RR will find a good QB for us. My % of Terrelle Pryor coming to Michigan is 48%. I think he is 52% O$U and I hope I am wrong. Either way he has us all by the balls and it's sick.

!Bonus!
Chad Henne on Rome is burning. I hate Rome(dbag) but Henne is the man. Thanks for the everything Chad.

Brotherly Love ?Romo or Eli?

Ryan says:
Well this our first "brotherly Love where My brother and I talk sports or disagree with each other. Nothing new since we have disagreed our whole lives...
Ryan says:
Justin it's okay to say something...
Justin says:
ok lol
Ryan says:
Anyway we thought today we would talk Rome vs Eli
Justin says:
yea OK Eli is 10times better
Ryan says:
The topic is who would you rather build a team around?
Ryan says:
So I guess that means your horse is Eli
Justin says:
oh yea!
Ryan says:
I will take Romo because I do feel he is the better QB and was fucking awesome for me this fantasy season
Ryan says:
Alright my beef with Eli is that he is a sleep walker. He has the same board look on his face.
Justin says:
I take Eli he has more Experience playing pro ball. Has a good arm and is a Manning so that makes him sweet.
Ryan says: That makes him overrated.
Ryan says:
You can't tell if he QBing the NYG or watching TV on a couch. He's face is always...Duh......
Ryan says:
I will say his brother can play.
Ryan says:
But that doesn't mean he can. I think Eli was kid in the family that just played football cause he felt like he had to
Justin says:
He is a good QB he is a calm QB who does not let the pressure get to him like Romo did last year in the playoffs.
Ryan says:
Okay Romo slipped up.. He was basically a rookie
Justin says:
slipped up big!
Ryan says:
Eli has had a few years now and has made small improvements. Look what Romo has done in ONE YEAR!
Ryan says:
I like your puns
Ryan says:
"slipped" up
Ryan says:
Romo in one year has became a pro bowler
Justin says:
Yea Romo has got better in his short time but also look at him team
Ryan says:
Lets not forget and maybe the most important....
Ryan says:
Fucking Jessica Simpson. That says something about the man. What about his team?
Justin says:
he got T.O a good Rb a great TE Witten and #85 I don't know his name
Ryan says:
Nothing but the best here at SC.. "#85 I don't know his name"...
Justin says:
SO i think he has better players to play with than Eli
Justin says:
well i don't he is not a big name but a real good WR
Justin says:
Eli has Burgess that's really it and he has been hurt the whole year and the Shockey the Good TE is out with a Broken leg
Justin says:
So Romo has better players to play with and a better O-line
Ryan says:
Eli has a great WR core. Toomer(Michigan Man),Burgess(Mich State loser) and Smith.
Ryan says:
O yeah thanks for making my point even better.. Shockey
Justin says:
Smith is a rookie and Toomer is old not big play WR
Ryan says:
As we watch the Dallas/NYG game and Toomer has had a great day
Justin says:
yea he has he is a good wr But old and not as good as T.O
Ryan says:
its the 4th and Dallas is driving. Maybe the game will settle this for us?
Justin says:
but also i think Eli is a better leader
Ryan says:
Romo has done great things with TO after many QBs have had issues
Ryan says:
You have to be kidding
Ryan says:
My fucking Jaw hit the floor
Ryan says:
The NYG locker room has had spoke out about him not leading
Justin says:
no its just t.o has finally stop talking all the time
Ryan says:
Romo fucks Jessica! Leads the biggest franchise in the NFL,Pro bowler, great leader.. end of convo
Ryan says:
This is a no brain er
Justin says:
but Eli has done good this year and got his first playoff win on the road
Justin says:
there both good QB's i would just pick Eli
Ryan says:
About time I say
Ryan says:
Not me.. Romo has that "it" factor
Justin says:
and look how they did against the pats they almost won while the cowboys lost i think 48-20
Ryan says:
He got that Farvra in him
Ryan says:
They played the Pats better but is that how we measure qbs? Who plays better vs the Pats?
Justin says:
well the pats are like maybe even tho i hate them the best team maybe ever and I'm just saying bc there the best team this year
Ryan says:
Romo's side arm is as tasty as jam baby
Ryan says:
whole body of work my friend or brother
Justin says:
Ha Ha the side arm
Justin says:
that's your thing to
Ryan says:
What? Its beautiful
Ryan says:
Kurt did it.. Scott Mitchell did it! Wait he was before your time
Justin says:
yea he was
Justin says:
but side arm is not the best way of throwing i think
Ryan says:
The cowboys are closing in on a TD here.. I think Romo is gonna pull this out. Making me look right..
Justin says:
but how ever you get there as long as you get it there
Ryan says:
Not what the scouts like but the greats have used it.
Ryan says:
Look at Romo in the refs face.. Eli would never do such a thing
Ryan says:
Romo has huge balls
Justin says:
so what its not good to get in the refs face be nice to them
Ryan says:
Makes him better too.. He isn't scared to throw pick. If you play in NY.. Be very scared to fuck up
Justin says:
and romo just made a huge mistake by getting that flag
Ryan says:
LOL what? who are you? Nice?
Justin says:
Eli would not had done that
Justin says:
I'm nice I would never talk to the refs
Ryan says:
Also romo plays for Dallas! You can't play in NY and play well
Justin says:
what?
Ryan says:
To much pressure
Ryan says:
The media is awful. So are the fans.. They suck. They give someone no slack to improve. Now or never
Ryan says:
It's NY
Justin says:
yea NY is a bad town to play for but he deals with it and is doing well now and hope they can beat the cowboys tonight then beat the packers
Ryan says:
The Packers are a whole another topic.. 3rd and 20 fro romo
Justin says:
yea now 4th and 20
Ryan says:
Well never mind...
Ryan says:
I hate them both...
Justin says:
hope they don't get it if they go for it
Justin says:
ok there punting i hope Eli can lead them down for another TD
Ryan says:
He will find a way to screw it up... YOU ARE NOT PAYTON! Wait maybe you are.. The Colts lost today.. Sorry Justin
Ryan says:
I had to
Justin says:
nice way to be a Prick!
Ryan says:
It's getting ugly, we will kill this thing here.. So we will be back next week with another topic where we will bicker and make bad to little points.
Ryan says:
Manning Sacked! Thanks for reading all! Point and win me!

Now with NYG winning, I look like a total ass after Romo played like shit and lost. Maybe Eli is better? Eli can shut me up if he can make it to the SB. Time will tell.