SuperMAN! Mail Bag

After my boy Dwight Howard put on a show at the AS dunk contest and game, the mail came flying in.! Howard for Presz! Howard wins Nobel Prize! Howard kisses baby!

Is Howard the best dunker ever?

Chris

No..BUT! He is the best Big man dunker of all time. Thats pretty easy. Maybe Larry Nance comes closest. Best Dunker goes to guys like MJ,Dr.J and Carter but I can't pick one so don't ask.

Love the blog! But Ryan that Super Man dunk wasn't even a dunk! He didn't even touch the rim!
Steve

Listen son! When you can jump so high that you can THROW it in the hoop.. It doesn't matter! When you are above the rim throwing it in.. It's a fucking dunk! He flew.. He threw it in the hoop. read that again.. Threw it in the hoop! Good lord! Thanks for reading Steve.

Do you watch NASCAR?
Kevin

Fuck no... Not touching that one!

What do you hate about AS weekend?
Biggest SC fan
Ben

I just hate all the hoopla. Like with the super bowl. Does the intro with the players have to be 20 mins long? Hell no. Like back in the day. Just name the players off, then lets hit the hardwood. I also fucking hate all the super stars dogging out og the dunk contest. Lebron I looking at you. Stop being a pussy and get in there. Dwight showed that you can be cool and be in the dunk contest.

The % Game

Alright this is where I give my % that "the Shit" happens or what have you. It's pretty simple. Here we go(super mario)!

Slam Dunk Winner.
Damn, I am a big fan of Howard but I have the feeling he could get robbed again. I also have a feeling Mr.Moon may put on a show. I have been wrong before..Or alot.
GERALD GREEN 12%
JAMARIO MOON 43%
DWIGHT HOWARD 30%
RUDY GAY 15%
I know I am not giving my boy Rudy Gay enough credit but I just see Mario Moon and Howard being more creative.

The % that the Kidd Trade Goes Through.
D.George Needs to get the hell out of way. He isn't gonna get a big contact and I know you don't wanna head to the terrile Garden State but the Mavs fans are gonna end up hating you and Mark Cuban may move your locker outside next to the trash. Just let the trade go through. You are not Kobe mama jammer Bryant. Ryan Millard says It's awful move for the Mavs since Devin Harris will be the best PG in the league in a few years. I dunno about that but he is good. That Good? Psss... Ryan have you ever heard of Chris Paul?
42% The deal goes through.

Spygate becomes something?
This could go very bad. I think it might. Could a Super Bowl be yanked? Tha Pats rep would be ruined and maybe as bad as the "Black Sox". I say this thing is heating up...
62% Spygate blows up!

Kelvin Sampson gets fired?
Wow, what an idiot. You did it once and got spanked and then you went back again. What do you not get? YOU CAN'T CALL KIDS! Have fun coaching at Long Island U! You are done son! Hooiser fans are crying them selfs to sleep. Nice work Kelvin!
I say 100% Fucking Fired!

Chris Berman Still suck?

100% Yes!

Enjoy the all-star weekend! I got the West by 15...

Top 3

I figured I would do my current top three NBA players. I Just felt like it. I also should have a Ryan vs Mike Internet show done soon. If you anyone wants to see a topic discussed just post it in a comment or email it my way. The NBA in mid season can be a bit boring to say. Some teams starting to tank, others thinking about it. Some playing harder then ever. I find this a way to keep me awake during the mid season.

1. Dwight Howard
I know what you are gonna say. Hey he is one of your favorite players. Yes true but the numbers and Wins don't lie. When you are avenging 23 and 15 a night and your team is Winning your gonna be #1. Shooting 60% won't hurt you either. The 24-16 Magic are playing well and just kick the shit out of my pathetic Bulls the the other Night. Also Note to Kwame Brown.. This what you were supposed to do. On another note. How in the fuck does the Orlando Magic get Shaq & Howard? Howard will be just as good as Shaq..Book it.

Howard you got robbed in the dunk contest.

Here are some youtubes that will give you all Dwight Man crushes.. If Kissing Rims don't.

2.Kobe Bryant
Kobe is doing something that he has never done before without Shaq..Win. Andrew just went down but I expect the winning to keep up. He seems to buy the fact he can't score 81 points & win the ring. No one expected the Lakers to go 26-11. Who knows maybe we will get a Celtic vs Lakers Final(I wouldn't bet my left nut on it but it could happen). I wish now my Bulls would have pulled the trigger on him. What were we thinking? Kobe's numbers and shot are down and the wins are up.. He finally fucking gets it.

Did I mention he has a smoking wife? What was he thinking?(you know what I am talking about..)

Top 10 Dunks

3.Lebron James
I know I know... Maybe he should be #1? He has been playing lights out and just dropped 51 points 8 & 9 last night on the suck ass Grizzles. But with the Cavs shit record of 20-18 he can't be any higher then 3 or even on my list at all. He is a state power house and on my fantasy team(8-2 by the way). He may even win MVP if his team can start to win more. Last years trip to the finals may had some luck in it but the kid is only 23 and that makes him scary as shit. He is turning into a great leader and that ugly ass jump shot is even getting better. Maybe once the Cavs GM gets some guys around Lebron they might start winning. You can start with dumping Larry Huges, He's junk and you over paid.

Lebron Stop being a pussy and do a dunk contest