Laker Luck

Wow, how far has the LA Laker come? To start the year I had dreams of Kobe lighting up the score board in Chicago. I saw Kobe wearing the 24 in the Red and White while putting the Bulls back on top.


Fast Forward to now... Bulls suck ass. Lakers look fucking good. So what happened? Jerry luck ass Buss is what happened. The good Doctor worked some magic that should make him owner of the year and the luckiest asshole in the world. First thing was first.. Kept Kobe. He said "I don't care if you are gonna be a whiny bitch.. You are mine unless some teams gives me something of value." Second he showed Phil the money. Phil then waved his coaching magic stick that had even Luke Walton playing well. Third, Andrew Bynum was a good draft pick. Looked like junk at first but now looks like he may be an All-Star by next season. When he comes back the Lakers will become even more powerful... Nuts. Forth, Pow! Gasol! What a joke of a trade for the Fucking Grizzles. Send your trash like biggest Bust K.Brown and in return give you Gasol who has fitted into the triangle seamlessly. It's like taking shit at your house or work and taking that shit out of the tolit and going to a jewlery store and trading it for a gold ring with a huge diamond.



The Lakers are for real right now. They are for real for the Finals. How kick ass would it be if the Lakers and the Celtics showed up in the 2008 NBA Finals? It's a real possible dream. It would be great for the NBA and for the game. I would be rooting for the Celtics in that Case. I think KG deserves a ring more then any player in the NBA. Lets hope the NBA Refs can make this happen.. Har Har Har...

Someone's Garbage is another Man's Treasure

Well it's happened after just one and half seasons. The Bulls parted ways with waste of space Ben Wallace. Ben who was paid 60 million was alright last year and terrible at best this year. He was avging 8.8 rebs this year. I mean we are paying the fool 60 million! What the fuck Ben? Thats high way robbery! On the down side we get the same thing back but in the guard variety with Larry Hugues. He was good for Wash but junk for the Cavs. So we will see what Larry we get. Not to mention he was always hurt. Over paid at the moment. So no cap relief. Also pick up Drew Goodson who keep his traveling act alive by being trade bait all the time. He's solid but at this time I wanna see Ty Thomas get the mins. The Bulls also deal Joe Smith who was one of the bulls better players this year believe it or not. I don't think either team gets much from this deal. I think both teams exchange junk to one another. As the saying goes.. Someone's Garbage is another Man's Treasure. It might make both teams fucking worse. Time will tell. Sorry for the lack of posting the last few days, I have been a bit under the weather. I hope to have some new LnO shows by the weekend.

OMG Michigan leads Minn right now. Maybe going for 4 straight wins. Might be coming around. Gonna run through the big Ten tourney and make the field of 64??? Fuck no.. Next year? 50/50.

Shaq going out West

Shaq has been delt to the Suns for Shawn Marion & Marcus Banks. The teams are just waiting for Shaq's phyical to come back positive. I am not sure what I think about this trade. Marion is a great player and as close to Pippen as you can get. This maybe a great thing for Wade and the Heat. Now the Heat will not be prisoner to Shaq demanding the ball in the post just watch him miss a layup. Wade will get his Pippen and the Heat can make some moves in the off season to get this team back on track. Shaq to Suns? I don't know if this will work. He won't be able to keep up. He's not "the Shaq" he was 5 years ago or even 2 years ago. You got him to stop the Gasol trade but will he even be healthy when the time comes? Shaq is Fucking slow,Shaq will get fucking hurt,Shaq could be an issue in a locker room. Marion isn't happy I am sure about going to the Heat and a losing team but this can only help him become a better player and prove it wasn't Steve Nash that makes him the player he is.

NBA,Corvettes and Big Hits.. O My!

The Miami Heat suck don't they? They haven't won since December 22, 2007. Yes you read right. They suck that fucking bad. What I don't get is ESPN and many others act like this is a shock. Back when they made the deal for Shaq, they knew they were trading for a Now chance at a Championship and giving up the future.

The Heat had a nice young core With Wade,Odem and Butler. The core that could win a NBA title some day if given the time. The Heat decided to Trade for the now chance and it did work. Now What I don't get is people shocked at how bad this team is. One the team has a bunch of random players no one wants to touch. That includes Jason Williams,Ricky Davis,Mark Blount and Smush Parker. The fact that you traded for Ricky Davis was putting doom to the rest of your season. The guy is fucking trash. He tried to get a triple double with the Cavs by rebing his own miss off his OWN basket.

Then you got SMush who was thrown out of LA and Jason Williams who never was nothing more then a street ball player who happened to get an NBA job(was fun to watch with the Kings). So you have all this trash and no wins. Not a Big surprise. The only guys worth saving on this team are Wade,Udonis Haslem and Dorell Wright... That's right no Shaq. I think his time is done. Like alot of players he will hang on and watch from some crappy teams bench Ala Moses Malone. I expect the Heat to start winning since Shaq is now hurt and out for awhile. Wade can now take over much like Lebron does for the Cavs. They won't have to worry about getting Shaq his touches and watch him miss Lay ups and dunks. You watch the Heat will start winning a few now. Shaq should just call it after this year and go and work for TNT. I know he won't but he should. So really there should be no surprise to this since you traded for now and NOW=Old Shaq and a bad supporting cast. You took the NBA title should have known that you would have to re-tool this roster as soon as you won that ring. Now you didn't and it's gonna hold you back and maybe even scare Wade when he becomes a free Agent. Good luck Miami Heat.. Your in alot of fucking trouble.

Now on to the daily Terrelle Pryor Show of the Blog. Pictures have came about with Pryor and this "Corvette".

I guess the Vette was borrowed from the a one Mr.Sarniak who owns a Glass factory who would very much like to see Mr.Pryor go to O$U. The same guy who just had a dinner with OSU. Word on the street is that the Vette will be given to Pryor as a grad gift.... Hmmmm Do I smell a Scandal if Pryor does choose O$U? Very Possible. I am starting to wonder if the kid is even worth the hassle now. I still want him at Michigan but damn it's looking bad for O$U if this Vette story is true. NCAA has been very soft on O$U as of late so this maybe just another fart on the rader to the NCAA's. This kid gives this blog something new everyday to write and were all suckers..Or maybe I am just the sucker.

Lit the FUCK up son!

Once again WVU fans will have to suffer more embarrassment from the hands of Michigan. During Senior Bowl Practice Jamar Adams hit Owen Schmitt so hard his helmet popped off. That isn't no small back or WR either.. That's a fuckin Mountain Man! Good Hit Jamar. Your Draft status just went up 10 pts.

Top 3

I figured I would do my current top three NBA players. I Just felt like it. I also should have a Ryan vs Mike Internet show done soon. If you anyone wants to see a topic discussed just post it in a comment or email it my way. The NBA in mid season can be a bit boring to say. Some teams starting to tank, others thinking about it. Some playing harder then ever. I find this a way to keep me awake during the mid season.

1. Dwight Howard
I know what you are gonna say. Hey he is one of your favorite players. Yes true but the numbers and Wins don't lie. When you are avenging 23 and 15 a night and your team is Winning your gonna be #1. Shooting 60% won't hurt you either. The 24-16 Magic are playing well and just kick the shit out of my pathetic Bulls the the other Night. Also Note to Kwame Brown.. This what you were supposed to do. On another note. How in the fuck does the Orlando Magic get Shaq & Howard? Howard will be just as good as Shaq..Book it.

Howard you got robbed in the dunk contest.

Here are some youtubes that will give you all Dwight Man crushes.. If Kissing Rims don't.

2.Kobe Bryant
Kobe is doing something that he has never done before without Shaq..Win. Andrew just went down but I expect the winning to keep up. He seems to buy the fact he can't score 81 points & win the ring. No one expected the Lakers to go 26-11. Who knows maybe we will get a Celtic vs Lakers Final(I wouldn't bet my left nut on it but it could happen). I wish now my Bulls would have pulled the trigger on him. What were we thinking? Kobe's numbers and shot are down and the wins are up.. He finally fucking gets it.

Did I mention he has a smoking wife? What was he thinking?(you know what I am talking about..)

Top 10 Dunks

3.Lebron James
I know I know... Maybe he should be #1? He has been playing lights out and just dropped 51 points 8 & 9 last night on the suck ass Grizzles. But with the Cavs shit record of 20-18 he can't be any higher then 3 or even on my list at all. He is a state power house and on my fantasy team(8-2 by the way). He may even win MVP if his team can start to win more. Last years trip to the finals may had some luck in it but the kid is only 23 and that makes him scary as shit. He is turning into a great leader and that ugly ass jump shot is even getting better. Maybe once the Cavs GM gets some guys around Lebron they might start winning. You can start with dumping Larry Huges, He's junk and you over paid.

Lebron Stop being a pussy and do a dunk contest