Live from the Library!Power 5!Fab Fabe Youtube!

Since I am on the road tonight to ref a very important boys JV game, I figured I stop in the library and put up and little.. Something something. My College basketball rankings! My top 5! My power 5.. Whatever the fuck you wanna call it.. Wait can I type fuck at the library? Well so far no lights or warning lights came on.. I guess I can type "fuck". Back to the matter at hand.

The Sports Censored top fucking 5 college basketball poll.

1.Tennesse-They may not be the most talented but they have impressed me very much. Great coaching and in my cystel ball I see Tenn becoming a Mens Basketball power house in the very near future.
2.North Carolina-You might be asking.. What no Memphis in the top 2? Well Fuck the Tigers for now. NC plays in the ACC and Memphis plats in the CUSA. They play no one. NC has played well this year and has slipped up at times but a very soild team once they get Lawson back. Also Tylor is fucking nut and I love it!
3.Memphis-Alright here are the Tigers. I have issues putting them this high, they just don't play anyone. They almost lost to the Dragons the other night. I see an early exit in the tourny. They have a very strong roster with Rose and company but they need to play someone! Stop eating all the fucking cup cakes! Mike also uses this team when we play 2K8 and I kick his ass every time(I use KSU).
4.Kansas-This would have been Duke if they wouldn't have laid an egg in WF. So it's Kansas. I avery good vetren team who go far in the tourny. They have played well in the Big 12. I don't got much on them. They can ball... hmmm.
5.Duke-I watch duke alot, maybe becuase they play every night on ESPN. I don't hate Duke like alot of people. I love how they get after it and just go hard. They are not as loaded as previous years but have some good young gunners. Before the WF lost they were rolling and might have been 2 on this list. They will make a run. The dukies always do. For the people who hate them I say fuck you. They play good hard basketball. There is something wrong with you if you can't see that.

Dark Horse-I have became found of Kansas State as of late. Not just because I use them in College basketball 2k8(which blows MM out of the water Millard!)but because they are fucking good and have Mr.Beasley. He only had 40 points and 17 boards the last game. With super stars you can go far in the tourny and this team will. They have a great team around Beasley. Walker can ball as well. This team is a dark horse at 25 in the polls right now. They will make a run. I would surpirse if they didn't make the elite 8. Watch this team.. They are for real.

Now for some Youtubes!
FAB Five LOVE! Let your Nutz hang low!(as the fab5 said)

SuperMAN! Mail Bag

After my boy Dwight Howard put on a show at the AS dunk contest and game, the mail came flying in.! Howard for Presz! Howard wins Nobel Prize! Howard kisses baby!

Is Howard the best dunker ever?

Chris

No..BUT! He is the best Big man dunker of all time. Thats pretty easy. Maybe Larry Nance comes closest. Best Dunker goes to guys like MJ,Dr.J and Carter but I can't pick one so don't ask.

Love the blog! But Ryan that Super Man dunk wasn't even a dunk! He didn't even touch the rim!
Steve

Listen son! When you can jump so high that you can THROW it in the hoop.. It doesn't matter! When you are above the rim throwing it in.. It's a fucking dunk! He flew.. He threw it in the hoop. read that again.. Threw it in the hoop! Good lord! Thanks for reading Steve.

Do you watch NASCAR?
Kevin

Fuck no... Not touching that one!

What do you hate about AS weekend?
Biggest SC fan
Ben

I just hate all the hoopla. Like with the super bowl. Does the intro with the players have to be 20 mins long? Hell no. Like back in the day. Just name the players off, then lets hit the hardwood. I also fucking hate all the super stars dogging out og the dunk contest. Lebron I looking at you. Stop being a pussy and get in there. Dwight showed that you can be cool and be in the dunk contest.

The % Game

Alright this is where I give my % that "the Shit" happens or what have you. It's pretty simple. Here we go(super mario)!

Slam Dunk Winner.
Damn, I am a big fan of Howard but I have the feeling he could get robbed again. I also have a feeling Mr.Moon may put on a show. I have been wrong before..Or alot.
GERALD GREEN 12%
JAMARIO MOON 43%
DWIGHT HOWARD 30%
RUDY GAY 15%
I know I am not giving my boy Rudy Gay enough credit but I just see Mario Moon and Howard being more creative.

The % that the Kidd Trade Goes Through.
D.George Needs to get the hell out of way. He isn't gonna get a big contact and I know you don't wanna head to the terrile Garden State but the Mavs fans are gonna end up hating you and Mark Cuban may move your locker outside next to the trash. Just let the trade go through. You are not Kobe mama jammer Bryant. Ryan Millard says It's awful move for the Mavs since Devin Harris will be the best PG in the league in a few years. I dunno about that but he is good. That Good? Psss... Ryan have you ever heard of Chris Paul?
42% The deal goes through.

Spygate becomes something?
This could go very bad. I think it might. Could a Super Bowl be yanked? Tha Pats rep would be ruined and maybe as bad as the "Black Sox". I say this thing is heating up...
62% Spygate blows up!

Kelvin Sampson gets fired?
Wow, what an idiot. You did it once and got spanked and then you went back again. What do you not get? YOU CAN'T CALL KIDS! Have fun coaching at Long Island U! You are done son! Hooiser fans are crying them selfs to sleep. Nice work Kelvin!
I say 100% Fucking Fired!

Chris Berman Still suck?

100% Yes!

Enjoy the all-star weekend! I got the West by 15...

Sorry SC Fans

Been away for a few days due to lots of refing. Now I am back. Did a horrible Girls game last night with about 1,000 fucking fouls & million TO's. Mike also almost T'ed up a chump coach. Anywho I will be back later today with the % Game. Stay Tuned..

Fuck Chris"gimmick"Berman & GO BLUE

Youtube day.. I made a Michigan video. I just wanted to show off that "Big Ten Speed".



Then we have the Chris Berman Videos that have been making there way onto the internet in the last few weeks. Someone at ESPN must hate Chris because they keep putting these out. I love it. His own ESPN thing is a gimmick. I mean.. I can't even watch NFL highlights without hearing a bunch of nosies. WHHHHHHAAAATTT? I hear that like 1000 times. He sucks and he's an asshole and these videos show that. I love it. I love it... I love it.

Fuck you Berman. People don't like you.. This blog is the leader for the "Hate Hate Hate" of Chris "gimmick" Berman. Okey... I am done.













ESPN needs to fire Berman and hire this guy... BOOOOOM Goes the... I don't even have to finish.

Loud n Obnoxious x2!

Got some treats today. Got two new spanking LnO shows. One about MLB roids and the other about the shit BCS system. Please enjoy or hate. We got some hate from our last Super bowl special.

Oh, Oh I hate the giants, they're so boring! Fuck you, and your mother. Giants SB CHAMPS! *18-1.

and my response

I don't think we like the Pats much more. We just think the Giants are boring. But I do love the comment! So go fuck yourself and good day to you.

So any feedback is good feedback IMO. I also changed up my days a bit. Football is now over and I will only talk football if something major happens.. Like the Pats getting Super Bowls yanked for video taping Ram cheerleaders in the showers.

The Plan

Hey fuckers(I love you all). I will be back on monday with a mail bag,LnO show and a new programming guide since NFL is in the off season. For now enjoy this youtube of Chris Berman(who I hate). It shows what an asshole,dbag he is. Anyone who wants to be apart of the mail bag just email me. Have a good weekend...Fuck you..Love you... GO BULLS!