Zach+Celtics=Love Forever

My friend zfor3 who is a huge Celtic fan wrote this. I found it a good read and pretty much as homer as they get..

I start off by obviously stating that this was single handed the greatest NBA season and post season in recent memory. So many story lines year long... The Boston 3 party, Kobe, Rockets winning 22 straight, the race for the west, Trading deadline moves and all the coaching changes. I loved it..... So to start the summer I leave with you with notes that have nothing to do with anything really, but for some strange reason affects our world.



1) The 2008 Boston Celtics (you knew I would start here!)...The first overhauled team to ever win a championship in the same season...to start.. I can see why KG never advanced in the playoffs before this season and the one with a young Sam Cassell and a Latrell that still had money. He is a pick n pop PF who loves the jump shot and does not have that take over mind set. There were fourth quarters where I forgot he was on the floor..Everyone talks about the signing of the big three, and rightfully so, but what about my 1998 big three signing that was also involved this season, Posey! Brown! Cassell! Sam didn't play much in the finals, but when he did the make-up of the game changed, bigger G who destroyed Fisher in the post causing the Lakers to adjust to a 39 year old alien. I could not be happier for PJ Brown, everything I have heard states that he is a classy guy, and his play was great throughout the post season. His 12pts (6-6 fg) and 7 rebs in 23 minutes against the Cavs in Game 7 will live forever in my house! And then there is my BENCH PLAYER MVP= James Posey! This guy is a joke, he was always on the floor, taked charges, hitting 3's LOCKING up Kobe (Not Jordan, but not quite Harold Miner either) and doing whatever it takes to win. It amazes me that every now and then a player from a small school (Xavier) ala Robert Horry, Bruce Bowen come into this league and CONTRIBUTE to a bunch of NBA titles. My next son will be name PO-Z! Megan may not agree. However, he will live forever in Zach's Celtic lure.



2) Tough to get off the C's, but I will. I have no fear of the Lakers in the future. As long as they have Gasol, there are no worries. C'mon man, are you kidding me. The C's had so little respect for his ability that they put Big Baby on him in a clinching game. He vanished more in the second half than I can constanly remember. H e was awful. And I wanna see a passport on this dude. Did you hear him talk? he sounded like he was from Memphis, not spain! check into that.



3) Back to the C's! Doc Rivers flat out destroyed Phil Jackson. Now I have never been a Jackson fan, I actually think he is a buddhist queer, but we'll talk about that later. He just thought that HIS LAKERS would walk into the house Red built and show up and win. But Doc was prepared man. His small ball line-ups were the difference. I understand that Jordan Farmar has gotten better, no doubt. But why in the hell in game four during the comeback did Fisher sit there the whole time? Jackson was a moron! I have always disliked him and this is another reason why. People put him a this level that he does not deserve. He got it good in this series. DOC! DOC!



last thoughts.... 5) Vinny Del Negro? wow. 4)Bavetta is accused of cheating in the days prior to game 5. then REFS THE DAMN GAME!! 3) If the bulls don't take Rose they're idiots. MB will get that NBA money and end up spending it all on Tattoo's. 2) I hope Gilbert opts out (he did) and then loses his mind and ends up in Europe. what an ass. 1) BREAK UP THE PISTONS! I could say that forever! Sheed is an ass....loser.



NBA LEAST FAV 5 IN ORDER FROM WORST TO FIRST

5. Ron Artest
4.Chauncey Billups
3.RIP Hamilton
2.Sasha Vullijuic
1. DEREK FISHER....ASSHOLE

Zach how could you hate fish? Tisk Tisk..

It's offical I have man crush on KG...

Working on audio system & Curry

Alright I know I said I would be back on the 26th with a new audio type blog but I that's been a bit harder then I thought to come by. But I am almost there with it. So please don't leave...

I just wanted to say I was rooting on Davidson the other night. It's to bad they ran the worst play in the history of plays. I would have said the Davidson coach might get a better job but after that play I am not sure if I would want him. Why go away from what got you there? Run Curry off like 5,000 screens pass then shoot or do that and get him the ball where he can score. Great idea going NBA play for your most important moment of the tourney. You haven't ran anything like that all year and then you run it to beat the Jayhawks... You must have been out of your fucking mind. That crap dosn't work in.. Only in the NBA. Also Curry never brings the ball up, he can't create on his own. WHY WHY WHY!! Worst play ever ran.. Offical. That's the only play ran in the NBA unless you are the Lakers. I will post this awful picture of Curry who looks like a a 12 year old boy playing in a ACC game..

Changes coming

Might have noticed I haven't posted in the last 5 days. It's been hard for me to keep up with the writing and life and all that nonsense. I may of come up with an idea to solve this issue. I am kicking around the idea of a total audio blog. I love editing and I like talking much more then writing. In fact I suck at writing. That's might be why my traffic sucks. Stay tuned. First audio tomorrow for sure for sure. I will still write here and there and post pics and vids on the blog.. So I hope you all can stand my voice.

The Picks!

The big day is here.. I think Justin is way wrong with Duke. They are too small and if the shots don't fall they are done. Millard is riding the Gtown train and it might work out for him. Mike is still backing the Tigers... I am the only one that put my balls on the line by picking Kstate to make it. That side of the brackett is fucking hell. I could be the idiot in all this..

Ryan Aylsworth
Final 4
NC vs KState
Pitt vs UCLA
Finals
UCLA vs NC
Champion
UCLA

Ryan Millard
Final 4
NC vs Georgetown
Texas vs UCLA
Finals
Texas vs Georgetown
Champion
Georgetown

Justin Aylsworth
Final 4
NC vs Kansas
Texas vs Duke
Finals
Duke vs NC
Champion
Duke

Mike Packard
Final 4
NC vs Gtown
Memphis vs Duke
Finals
Memphis vs NC
Champion
Memphis

Let it Start!! Youtubes

Well the Madness is a few days way. I know today is college day but I will have all our(SC staff) final 4 picks on Friday. I must say the Tourney is very tough off this year to fucking figure out. Seems like there is a bunch gimmes every year on who to pick to win in the first round. This year I have so many games that I am just not sure about. I do felt they left the right teams out and no one really got screwed. I am very nervous though about my dark Horse pick, K-State going head to head with USC. I was hoping they wouldn't be higher then 9 seed but they got the 11 seed. That's a damn good 11 seed. I hope they kick OJ Mayo's Holleywood ass. I can't stand that kid or USC. :ike I said I will have all our final 4 picks on Friday. I love March baby.. Lets the Fucking madness Start!

Now on to the Youtube Tuesdays that we have here at SC.

KG before he was the big ticket.


Some more NBA stars in there High school days. Not even fair..


Some Brent Petway dunks...Thats about all he could do.


Jim rome fight!! It's a clssic.

Mail day, Poll

Slow mail.. Not much coming in this week. Come on people! Send me some tough in my face questions.

Hey Ryan,
Nice Blog! What number one seed do you have out first?

I have been "Hate hate hate hate hatin" on Memphis for some time now and you would think I would go with them. But for some reason something it saying jayhawks. Not sure why? They are good. Oh shit I dunno.

Are the Rockets for fucking real? Come on! 22!
Z

Well Z.. At the moment yes. During a 7 games series? I am not so sure. I wouldn't put it past them. I would say sorta for real? That's not a real answer. Hmmm I will go with Yes. That team plays for each other and not the stats. T-mac finally gets it. Maybe a first round win?

We had 10 votes in our Best basketball confrece vote
ACC 2 (20%)

Big East 3 (30%)

Pac 10 1 (10%)

Big Ten 2 (20%)

Big 12 0 (0%)

SEC 2 (20%)

NEC... We got Jokes. 0 (0

So the Big east takes the cake. I tend to agree, plus there is a million fucking teams in the confrece. It's tough to play in. No NEC love... tisk tisk. Big 12 got snubbed too. I really don't like the Big12 unless we are talking Beasley and Kstae. Thanks for voting!

Me vs Mike

Mike and I played through some more NCAA college hoops 2K8. I did have a small bump in the road but have a recored of 7-1. I didn't expect to lose one so early but the dumb fucker was due.
Details...

Game 1
Score: Me 68 Mike 58
MVP: Beasley 25

Game 2
Score: Me 76 Mike 81
MVP Rose 32

Game 3
Score: Me 80 Mike 58
MVP: Beasley 32

Game 4
Score: Me 72 Mike 54
MVP: Beasley 44 points!

Game 5
Score: Me 75 Mike 66
MVP: Beasley: 28

Ryan W7-L1

Mike W1-L7

Some even though I let one slip by I am still kicking some major ass. I expect Mike to win every 30 games... If he's lucky

The Bracket

Alright fans, we have a Sports Censored Bracket on Facebook. Join up and we will post the leaders through out the big dance. Join below. I will fucking own all that come to my house..

http://apps.facebook.com/cbssports/groups/group/54671

Very Busy today

Maybe this will hold you all over.. Maybe the best fans in the world?

Brotherly Love

Ryan says:
My brother is finally done playing basketball and now can grace us with his presence on the site
Justin says:
Yup, it's over.. Now I have free time.
Ryan says:
It's a Two horse race for MVP in the NBA. Who you got? KOBE or Lebron?
Justin says:
Well i love Lebron he is a beast and i would love to see the cavs make the finals again. But i gotta say Kobe
Ryan says:
I do agree that Kobe is the leader at this point. He finally has a clue about team basketball.
Ryan says:
The Lakers are winning and Phil has a real shot at number 10
Justin says:
Yeah the Lakers are the best team in the NBA and they doing it with Kobe not scoring 50points every game
Ryan says:
How fast do things change? The start of the season, Kobe says this team is no good and I want out and now look where we stand.
Justin says:
Yeah he is trusting them and giving the a chance and look they are the best team and i hope they can get to the finals the Lakers are my fave West team
Ryan says:
I have a Laker vs Celtic Final dream. It would do wonders for the NBA ratings.
Justin says:
yeah that would be cool like back in the Bird Magic days. But i want Kobe vs Lebron!!
Ryan says:
Also could be good but I say the series is a 4-0 sweep to the lakers and may get boring. A Kobe vs Lebron Final would be huge for the NBA as well.
Justin says:
i think it would not be a 4-0 sweep more like 4-2 Lakers But Lebron Might just become Superman again like he did last year
Ryan says:
I bet Stern and NBA are gonna do everything in their power to stop the Pistons from getting there..
Justin says:
O back to the NBA is fixed topic..
Ryan says:
O he will, he's a fucking freak
Ryan says:
The NBA knows the Pistons would hurt the ratings
Justin says:
Na don't matter the pistons cant beat the cavs or the Celtics don't matter
Ryan says:
LOL not so fast
Justin says:
yeah prob true but i don't think the pistons can beat those two teams
Ryan says:
How can you say that? The Pistons bench is younger and deeper then ever
Ryan says:
The cavs are only as good as Lebron is, off night for him and they suck.
Justin says:
they are just to good and Lebron will beat the pistons by him self again just like last year
Ryan says:
They took the Bulls trash/Piston trash.. That trash is labeled Ben Wallace
Ryan says:
The odds are not in the Cavs favor
Ryan says:
Just another reason why James won't win the MVP. Not winning enough
Ryan says:
Plays in the East too
Ryan says:
Kobe is gonna get his MVP.. That should help his ego..
Ryan says:
You know Kobe looks at himself in the mirror for like hours at a time everyday
Justin says:
yeah i know but i still love him! But Kobe does deserve it. Last year this time the lakers were the 7th or 8th spot in the west.
Ryan says:
The real reason is the bigs... Pow! and Andrew
Ryan says:
That will make you better any day of the week
Justin says:
yeah that helps alot also
Justin says:
But Kobe is always great and always int he MVP race its just now his team is winning
Ryan says:
Well thanks for the time Justin. I don't think we really talked about who supposed to be the MVP but who gives a Fuck right? Free world? That's the SC way.. That way is things not done very well.
Justin says:
lol yes Kobe for the MVP!!
Ryan says:
Alright there you have it. Kobe for MVP and we will have Justin back next week.

WTF

I just stumbled on this memory.. I used to dance to this video. My two fav things at the time. MJ and MJ... What the Fuck is going on in this picture?

Youtube to go along for those... who didn't watch it.

Power Poll's & youtube's

The SC Fucking Power Poll

1.NC
-Went to Duke and beat them. Nuff said right? Physco T has won at Duke Three damn times! Not many players can say that. Duke just took a dump in the end of that game.
2.UCLA-Sorry Memphis you are getting knocked down again. UCLA plays in the Pac10 and just won the P10. They pull one out of their ass the other night vs Stanford & Cal which means they can win the tough games. I expect a Final 4 run with out question.
3.Tenn-Sorry Tiger fan's you are getting bumped down again. Who beat you on you're home court? That's right the Vols. CUSA doesn't help you.. It's only hurts.
4.Memphis-There you are! The 4 spot. Tough games playing UAB?,Marsh and SMU? I just don't see this team be ready for the big time. Hate all you want on me folks. I see what I see...
5.Wisconsin-Giving out some Big Ten Love! The Badgers have played well and have taken over the Big Ten. I don't know how the old man can coach so well.. Atleast he looks old.. But he can coach. I don't like them but they are good.

Dark Horse- Still Sticking with KState.. You'll all see when the time comes..Bwahahahahahaha.

How Awesome our Air Jordan ads?... too fucking awesome. But they didn't srat out so great..



Then the good stuff came.


I showed you young people Shawn "candy nose" Kemp last week. Now for D.Wilkins. He was alot like Vince Carter of the 80's. Could dunk like Jesus but didn't live up at times. His top 10 for the kids.


Here is a nice Dr.J vs Jordan Game. Also some Barkley moments.


More on Kenny George. The fucker can dunk it without jumping.. Whats next?


The Rockets do there best Dikembe Mutombo... I just wet myself.

MAIL!

Well I had to call Blogger help line just to log onto the site. SOme how my password was changed and it kept me out the last few days. I was worried to hell that someone hacked my blog was gonna turn it into some asian porn blog. The good news that did happen. The bad news, more half ass sports talk. Mail!!

Who do you have Kobe or Lebron for MVP?

Right now I have Kobe. Yeah Lebron has put up some great numbers and I love the freak to death but Kobe is winning more and plays in the west and does play better D then Lebron. My brother and I will have a Brotherly Love on Thursday about this.

Duke Still in the SC top fucking 5?

I am not sure.. We will see come tomorrow. They played well until the last 2 mins of the game. That's when it matters most..right?

What's the chances of Michigan running the Big Ten Tourney for a NCAA title bid? Go Blue!

Us Michigan fans can Go Blue all we want... I have a better chance of growing a 3rd arm out of my ass. This is one of the worst Michigan Teams I have seen. They play well for bits but blow it down the stretch. Just not enough talent. Check back with this team in 3 years.

Thats it.. Not much mail was sent to me.

Me vs Mike

Well we played three games. I myself K-State and Mike ran the Memphis Tigers. I started out this little exploit with all three Wins.

Game 1
Me 76 Mike 66
MVP: Beasley with 25 points and 7 boards
During Game Quotes from Mike: "Fucking Foul Zebra Cake!" "You missed two fucking layups Willie!"
After Game Mike Quotes: "I am disgusted but my bench played solid."

Game 2
Me 86 Mike 61
MVP: Beasley with 19 points and 8 boards
During Game Quotes from Mike: "Shooting touch bitch" "Shooting touch my ass"
After Game Mike Quotes: "No comment"

Game 3
Mike started this game out winning 11-0 but after I gave him the head start I went on a 41-14 run to end the half..hahaha.
Me 84 Mike 58
MVP: Beasley with 27 points and 7 boards
During Game Quotes from Mike: "Dumb Dick face Rose"
After Game Mike Quotes: "I am very Upset.. I must go rub my GF's back at home..bye."

So we now stand with...
Ryan
Wins:3 Loses:0

Mike
Wins:0 Loses: 3

It will be interesting to see how bad this gets...

Me vs Mike

Alright I play Mike almost daily in College Hoops 2K8 for 360. We have been playing the game since Xmas. I figure why not doc our games. I have been kicking Mike's ass since XMAS. I think he has 2 victories all time vs me. That's right! Fucking 2! So Today I will play Mike and will report the score back to the blog. Even some quotes from Mike and myself. Then we will have all-time record starting today. Wish I would have thought of this sooner. My record would be like 110W to 2L.

I use K-State and Mike always uses Memphis and even has tried Tennessee with no Luck. I do run a season Legacy. I started out at Long Island U and now coach the Vermont Cats.

This Game is awesome by the way. I play the shit out of it. I hate EA basketball games. Ryan Millard loves them but he doesn't know jack shit. To bad EA bought out the College license. Now no more College Hoops... Fuck you EA. All you can make is football.. Bah!

Youtubes & Favre cuts the Lions a break

Well the torture for Lions fans is finally over. Brett Favre has called it quits. No more automatic losses to the Packers. We now have a chance. I will say the man was a great QB but I hated Brett for always kicking the Lion's ass on any Sunday or even Thanksgiving. He can finally stop killing my dreams and hopes.


Brett was very good. A true gun slinger. He had a lot of balls. Thats why he leads the NFL in all time INT too. He had many highlights but the night he played after his dad died will be his shining moment for me. He came out and played maybe the best game of his life. A low time for me with Favre was the dive he took for Michael Strahan to get the sack record. If I were Strahan I wouldn't even touched Brett due to the cheapness of achieving the recorded.


I don't have many thoughts about Favre. Just for the soul reason I hated watching the Packers kick the Lions ass for o... Lets say the last 15 Years. So here is a Sports Censored "Good fucking luck Brett & Thanks for night Terrors" solute.

Time for some Youtubes Boooyyyyysss



Brett Favre's first start.. With Chris "I fucking hate you" Berman.



ESPN bloopers.. Sorry no Chris Berman.. He's too perfect to fuck up. I do love Carl Lewis singing though.


I figured we would remember Shawn Kemp. For you kids who are young, this guys could play... I mean could play before the 7 kids with 6 mommies and all the Columbian bam bam he stuck up his nose.


Barry who gets the Honor of being on the SC banner, was one of the best RBs of all time. Proof.. Better then E.Smith.


I don't like hockey but this is worth a look. It's also a Michigan Moment.


The Night MJ lit up the Magic for 64. Also Shaq's first time playing MJ.

MaIL BAG of fun

Just another Monday.... To the mail bag we go~!

Hey Ryan and others who don't post... Why all the hate of Berman?
Steve

Don't get me started. I do like the call out on my friends who are worthless posters. Anyway he just makes noises man! He says nothing clever. You can tell he thinks people tune in to see him. His Youtube video's back me up. He sucks the end. Even the readers thought he sucked with a 6 to 0 vote.

Hey Ryan whats your thoughts on OSU DE lineman and now NFL top 10 draft pick to be Vernon Gholston? I know your a huge Michigan fan so this should be good..

Ok.. Exhibit A is this picture.


Does the guy look like he's all natural? This cat is using something. The cream.. HGH.. Something! He will bring HGH terror onto the NFL ala Bonds when he begins to crush QBs. Is he good? Yes.. He was a 3star out of Detriot that UM didn't pay attention to and that cost them dearly. Ask Chad Henne..That hurts to look at.

What happened to Tennessee Ryan?

Yeah.. Well The one night stand was fast and embarrassing like always. Vander is a good team. Bad not for Tennessee as well. That program will be loaded for years with Bruce there. He sells the hell out of that place. Minor set back. This team can make it t the Final 4 with a cut down in TO and dumb mistakes.

Why do you say fuck all the time? Over used a bit?
Jenny

WOW a fucking female reader.. Yes it's the gimmick of the site. If you don't like it.. Get the fuck out.. Na I'm just fucking joking with you. Thanks for reading the fucking site and I like that a female comes to this hole of a fucking blog. Thanks for Fucking mailing me. Nothing like a little fucking sports and the word fuck.

Who do you like for the number one pick in the NFL draft?

Jake Long all day baby.. He's a future pro bowler with out question. Great work ethic and talented and huge as hell! Gotta take him.. I do wish he would fall to the Lions.. Not happening..

Thanks for reading. Keep sending!

Sorry I suck

Sorry for the lack of posting the last few days. I have been in Chicago and saw the all kinds of things. Now I am back and posting for the best fucking blog that no one knows about. Thanks to all who come. Comment once and while people so I know you are out there. Be back on on Monday with some Mail bag. I am also working with Mike & Ryan and trying to get some LnO shows going but they suck at calling back.

% Game

The people spoke out and really liked this % game. I think I did well last time. Now lets do some %'s!


The Memphis Tigers making it to the Final 4
I have been hard on this team. Just mainly for being apart of the CUSA. That's not there fault at all. They played Tenn tough and I expect them to win out. But I see the same thing happening when they see a good team in the tourney as they did when they saw the Vols. In the Sweet 16 they will come across some Big ten team or Big East team who will beat them. They have great talent but not tested enough. The Tigers have a 41% of making it to the Final 4.

The % that Matt Ryan is a good NFL QB
I dunno, I just don't see whats so special about him. It's not a good year to draft a QB for one. Taking Matt Ryan with the number 1 pick might be pure nuts to me. I mean there are some good fucking DE out there. He threw a bunch of INT's and at times looked avg. I don't think he is a big time QB. Any other year he would be going in the mid to late first round. I like Chad Henne... Yeah I know he's Michigan! But Fucking good. Y0u watch! Matt Ryan has a 29% chance of being a great NFL QB.. Doesn't mean he won't be solid.. but not great

The % that Roger Clemons is Fucked
Just had some breaking news that Roger Clemons will be looked at by the FBI. Wow... Roger you Fucked... In fact... 100% Fucked!

If you the readers want more % write moaaaaar in the comments section and i will do some tonight.

Laker Luck

Wow, how far has the LA Laker come? To start the year I had dreams of Kobe lighting up the score board in Chicago. I saw Kobe wearing the 24 in the Red and White while putting the Bulls back on top.


Fast Forward to now... Bulls suck ass. Lakers look fucking good. So what happened? Jerry luck ass Buss is what happened. The good Doctor worked some magic that should make him owner of the year and the luckiest asshole in the world. First thing was first.. Kept Kobe. He said "I don't care if you are gonna be a whiny bitch.. You are mine unless some teams gives me something of value." Second he showed Phil the money. Phil then waved his coaching magic stick that had even Luke Walton playing well. Third, Andrew Bynum was a good draft pick. Looked like junk at first but now looks like he may be an All-Star by next season. When he comes back the Lakers will become even more powerful... Nuts. Forth, Pow! Gasol! What a joke of a trade for the Fucking Grizzles. Send your trash like biggest Bust K.Brown and in return give you Gasol who has fitted into the triangle seamlessly. It's like taking shit at your house or work and taking that shit out of the tolit and going to a jewlery store and trading it for a gold ring with a huge diamond.



The Lakers are for real right now. They are for real for the Finals. How kick ass would it be if the Lakers and the Celtics showed up in the 2008 NBA Finals? It's a real possible dream. It would be great for the NBA and for the game. I would be rooting for the Celtics in that Case. I think KG deserves a ring more then any player in the NBA. Lets hope the NBA Refs can make this happen.. Har Har Har...