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Zach+Celtics=Love Forever

2008-06-20T07:15:00.000-07:00

My friend zfor3 who is a huge Celtic fan wrote this. I found it a good read and pretty much as homer as they get..

I start off by obviously stating that this was single handed the greatest NBA season and post season in recent memory. So many story lines year long... The Boston 3 party, Kobe, Rockets winning 22 straight, the race for the west, Trading deadline moves and all the coaching changes. I loved it..... So to start the summer I leave with you with notes that have nothing to do with anything really, but for some strange reason affects our world.

1) The 2008 Boston Celtics (you knew I would start here!)...The first overhauled team to ever win a championship in the same season...to start.. I can see why KG never advanced in the playoffs before this season and the one with a young Sam Cassell and a Latrell that still had money. He is a pick n pop PF who loves the jump shot and does not have that take over mind set. There were fourth quarters where I forgot he was on the floor..Everyone talks about the signing of the big three, and rightfully so, but what about my 1998 big three signing that was also involved this season, Posey! Brown! Cassell! Sam didn't play much in the finals, but when he did the make-up of the game changed, bigger G who destroyed Fisher in the post causing the Lakers to adjust to a 39 year old alien. I could not be happier for PJ Brown, everything I have heard states that he is a classy guy, and his play was great throughout the post season. His 12pts (6-6 fg) and 7 rebs in 23 minutes against the Cavs in Game 7 will live forever in my house! And then there is my BENCH PLAYER MVP= James Posey! This guy is a joke, he was always on the floor, taked charges, hitting 3's LOCKING up Kobe (Not Jordan, but not quite Harold Miner either) and doing whatever it takes to win. It amazes me that every now and then a player from a small school (Xavier) ala Robert Horry, Bruce Bowen come into this league and CONTRIBUTE to a bunch of NBA titles. My next son will be name PO-Z! Megan may not agree. However, he will live forever in Zach's Celtic lure.

2) Tough to get off the C's, but I will. I have no fear of the Lakers in the future. As long as they have Gasol, there are no worries. C'mon man, are you kidding me. The C's had so little respect for his ability that they put Big Baby on him in a clinching game. He vanished more in the second half than I can constanly remember. H e was awful. And I wanna see a passport on this dude. Did you hear him talk? he sounded like he was from Memphis, not spain! check into that.

3) Back to the C's! Doc Rivers flat out destroyed Phil Jackson. Now I have never been a Jackson fan, I actually think he is a buddhist queer, but we'll talk about that later. He just thought that HIS LAKERS would walk into the house Red built and show up and win. But Doc was prepared man. His small ball line-ups were the difference. I understand that Jordan Farmar has gotten better, no doubt. But why in the hell in game four during the comeback did Fisher sit there the whole time? Jackson was a moron! I have always disliked him and this is another reason why. People put him a this level that he does not deserve. He got it good in this series. DOC! DOC!

last thoughts.... 5) Vinny Del Negro? wow. 4)Bavetta is accused of cheating in the days prior to game 5. then REFS THE DAMN GAME!! 3) If the bulls don't take Rose they're idiots. MB will get that NBA money and end up spending it all on Tattoo's. 2) I hope Gilbert opts out (he did) and then loses his mind and ends up in Europe. what an ass. 1) BREAK UP THE PISTONS! I could say that forever! Sheed is an ass....loser.

NBA LEAST FAV 5 IN ORDER FROM WORST TO FIRST

5. Ron Artest
4.Chauncey Billups
3.RIP Hamilton
2.Sasha Vullijuic
1. DEREK FISHER....ASSHOLE

Zach how could you hate fish? Tisk Tisk..

It's offical I have man crush on KG...

Working on audio system & Curry

2008-03-31T16:38:00.000-07:00

Alright I know I said I would be back on the 26th with a new audio type blog but I that's been a bit harder then I thought to come by. But I am almost there with it. So please don't leave...

I just wanted to say I was rooting on Davidson the other night. It's to bad they ran the worst play in the history of plays. I would have said the Davidson coach might get a better job but after that play I am not sure if I would want him. Why go away from what got you there? Run Curry off like 5,000 screens pass then shoot or do that and get him the ball where he can score. Great idea going NBA play for your most important moment of the tourney. You haven't ran anything like that all year and then you run it to beat the Jayhawks... You must have been out of your fucking mind. That crap dosn't work in.. Only in the NBA. Also Curry never brings the ball up, he can't create on his own. WHY WHY WHY!! Worst play ever ran.. Offical. That's the only play ran in the NBA unless you are the Lakers. I will post this awful picture of Curry who looks like a a 12 year old boy playing in a ACC game..

Changes coming

2008-03-25T14:31:00.000-07:00

Might have noticed I haven't posted in the last 5 days. It's been hard for me to keep up with the writing and life and all that nonsense. I may of come up with an idea to solve this issue. I am kicking around the idea of a total audio blog. I love editing and I like talking much more then writing. In fact I suck at writing. That's might be why my traffic sucks. Stay tuned. First audio tomorrow for sure for sure. I will still write here and there and post pics and vids on the blog.. So I hope you all can stand my voice.

The Picks!

2008-03-20T14:39:00.000-07:00

The big day is here.. I think Justin is way wrong with Duke. They are too small and if the shots don't fall they are done. Millard is riding the Gtown train and it might work out for him. Mike is still backing the Tigers... I am the only one that put my balls on the line by picking Kstate to make it. That side of the brackett is fucking hell. I could be the idiot in all this..

Ryan Aylsworth
Final 4
NC vs KState
Pitt vs UCLA
Finals
UCLA vs NC
Champion
UCLA

Ryan Millard
Final 4
NC vs Georgetown
Texas vs UCLA
Finals
Texas vs Georgetown
Champion
Georgetown

Justin Aylsworth
Final 4
NC vs Kansas
Texas vs Duke
Finals
Duke vs NC
Champion
Duke

Mike Packard
Final 4
NC vs Gtown
Memphis vs Duke
Finals
Memphis vs NC
Champion
Memphis

Let it Start!! Youtubes

2008-03-18T18:22:00.000-07:00

Well the Madness is a few days way. I know today is college day but I will have all our(SC staff) final 4 picks on Friday. I must say the Tourney is very tough off this year to fucking figure out. Seems like there is a bunch gimmes every year on who to pick to win in the first round. This year I have so many games that I am just not sure about. I do felt they left the right teams out and no one really got screwed. I am very nervous though about my dark Horse pick, K-State going head to head with USC. I was hoping they wouldn't be higher then 9 seed but they got the 11 seed. That's a damn good 11 seed. I hope they kick OJ Mayo's Holleywood ass. I can't stand that kid or USC. :ike I said I will have all our final 4 picks on Friday. I love March baby.. Lets the Fucking madness Start!

Now on to the Youtube Tuesdays that we have here at SC.

KG before he was the big ticket.

Some more NBA stars in there High school days. Not even fair..

Some Brent Petway dunks...Thats about all he could do.

Jim rome fight!! It's a clssic.

Mail day, Poll

2008-03-17T16:59:00.001-07:00

Slow mail.. Not much coming in this week. Come on people! Send me some tough in my face questions.

Hey Ryan,
Nice Blog! What number one seed do you have out first?

I have been "Hate hate hate hate hatin" on Memphis for some time now and you would think I would go with them. But for some reason something it saying jayhawks. Not sure why? They are good. Oh shit I dunno.

Are the Rockets for fucking real? Come on! 22!
Z

Well Z.. At the moment yes. During a 7 games series? I am not so sure. I wouldn't put it past them. I would say sorta for real? That's not a real answer. Hmmm I will go with Yes. That team plays for each other and not the stats. T-mac finally gets it. Maybe a first round win?

We had 10 votes in our Best basketball confrece vote
ACC 2 (20%)

Big East 3 (30%)

Pac 10 1 (10%)

Big Ten 2 (20%)

Big 12 0 (0%)

SEC 2 (20%)

NEC... We got Jokes. 0 (0

So the Big east takes the cake. I tend to agree, plus there is a million fucking teams in the confrece. It's tough to play in. No NEC love... tisk tisk. Big 12 got snubbed too. I really don't like the Big12 unless we are talking Beasley and Kstae. Thanks for voting!

Me vs Mike

2008-03-17T15:21:00.000-07:00

Mike and I played through some more NCAA college hoops 2K8. I did have a small bump in the road but have a recored of 7-1. I didn't expect to lose one so early but the dumb fucker was due.
Details...

Game 1
Score: Me 68 Mike 58
MVP: Beasley 25

Game 2
Score: Me 76 Mike 81
MVP Rose 32

Game 3
Score: Me 80 Mike 58
MVP: Beasley 32

Game 4
Score: Me 72 Mike 54
MVP: Beasley 44 points!

Game 5
Score: Me 75 Mike 66
MVP: Beasley: 28

Ryan W7-L1

Mike W1-L7

Some even though I let one slip by I am still kicking some major ass. I expect Mike to win every 30 games... If he's lucky

The Bracket

2008-03-16T17:54:00.000-07:00

Alright fans, we have a Sports Censored Bracket on Facebook. Join up and we will post the leaders through out the big dance. Join below. I will fucking own all that come to my house..

http://apps.facebook.com/cbssports/groups/group/54671

Very Busy today

2008-03-14T17:58:00.001-07:00

Maybe this will hold you all over.. Maybe the best fans in the world?

Brotherly Love

2008-03-13T18:36:00.000-07:00

Ryan says:
My brother is finally done playing basketball and now can grace us with his presence on the site
Justin says:
Yup, it's over.. Now I have free time.
Ryan says:
It's a Two horse race for MVP in the NBA. Who you got? KOBE or Lebron?
Justin says:
Well i love Lebron he is a beast and i would love to see the cavs make the finals again. But i gotta say Kobe
Ryan says:
I do agree that Kobe is the leader at this point. He finally has a clue about team basketball.
Ryan says:
The Lakers are winning and Phil has a real shot at number 10
Justin says:
Yeah the Lakers are the best team in the NBA and they doing it with Kobe not scoring 50points every game
Ryan says:
How fast do things change? The start of the season, Kobe says this team is no good and I want out and now look where we stand.
Justin says:
Yeah he is trusting them and giving the a chance and look they are the best team and i hope they can get to the finals the Lakers are my fave West team
Ryan says:
I have a Laker vs Celtic Final dream. It would do wonders for the NBA ratings.
Justin says:
yeah that would be cool like back in the Bird Magic days. But i want Kobe vs Lebron!!
Ryan says:
Also could be good but I say the series is a 4-0 sweep to the lakers and may get boring. A Kobe vs Lebron Final would be huge for the NBA as well.
Justin says:
i think it would not be a 4-0 sweep more like 4-2 Lakers But Lebron Might just become Superman again like he did last year
Ryan says:
I bet Stern and NBA are gonna do everything in their power to stop the Pistons from getting there..
Justin says:
O back to the NBA is fixed topic..
Ryan says:
O he will, he's a fucking freak
Ryan says:
The NBA knows the Pistons would hurt the ratings
Justin says:
Na don't matter the pistons cant beat the cavs or the Celtics don't matter
Ryan says:
LOL not so fast
Justin says:
yeah prob true but i don't think the pistons can beat those two teams
Ryan says:
How can you say that? The Pistons bench is younger and deeper then ever
Ryan says:
The cavs are only as good as Lebron is, off night for him and they suck.
Justin says:
they are just to good and Lebron will beat the pistons by him self again just like last year
Ryan says:
They took the Bulls trash/Piston trash.. That trash is labeled Ben Wallace
Ryan says:
The odds are not in the Cavs favor
Ryan says:
Just another reason why James won't win the MVP. Not winning enough
Ryan says:
Plays in the East too
Ryan says:
Kobe is gonna get his MVP.. That should help his ego..
Ryan says:
You know Kobe looks at himself in the mirror for like hours at a time everyday
Justin says:
yeah i know but i still love him! But Kobe does deserve it. Last year this time the lakers were the 7th or 8th spot in the west.
Ryan says:
The real reason is the bigs... Pow! and Andrew
Ryan says:
That will make you better any day of the week
Justin says:
yeah that helps alot also
Justin says:
But Kobe is always great and always int he MVP race its just now his team is winning
Ryan says:
Well thanks for the time Justin. I don't think we really talked about who supposed to be the MVP but who gives a Fuck right? Free world? That's the SC way.. That way is things not done very well.
Justin says:
lol yes Kobe for the MVP!!
Ryan says:
Alright there you have it. Kobe for MVP and we will have Justin back next week.

WTF

2008-03-12T12:33:00.000-07:00

I just stumbled on this memory.. I used to dance to this video. My two fav things at the time. MJ and MJ... What the Fuck is going on in this picture?

Youtube to go along for those... who didn't watch it.

Power Poll's & youtube's

2008-03-12T11:12:00.000-07:00

The SC Fucking Power Poll

1.NC
-Went to Duke and beat them. Nuff said right? Physco T has won at Duke Three damn times! Not many players can say that. Duke just took a dump in the end of that game.
2.UCLA-Sorry Memphis you are getting knocked down again. UCLA plays in the Pac10 and just won the P10. They pull one out of their ass the other night vs Stanford & Cal which means they can win the tough games. I expect a Final 4 run with out question.
3.Tenn-Sorry Tiger fan's you are getting bumped down again. Who beat you on you're home court? That's right the Vols. CUSA doesn't help you.. It's only hurts.
4.Memphis-There you are! The 4 spot. Tough games playing UAB?,Marsh and SMU? I just don't see this team be ready for the big time. Hate all you want on me folks. I see what I see...
5.Wisconsin-Giving out some Big Ten Love! The Badgers have played well and have taken over the Big Ten. I don't know how the old man can coach so well.. Atleast he looks old.. But he can coach. I don't like them but they are good.

Dark Horse- Still Sticking with KState.. You'll all see when the time comes..Bwahahahahahaha.

How Awesome our Air Jordan ads?... too fucking awesome. But they didn't srat out so great..

Then the good stuff came.

I showed you young people Shawn "candy nose" Kemp last week. Now for D.Wilkins. He was alot like Vince Carter of the 80's. Could dunk like Jesus but didn't live up at times. His top 10 for the kids.

Here is a nice Dr.J vs Jordan Game. Also some Barkley moments.

More on Kenny George. The fucker can dunk it without jumping.. Whats next?

The Rockets do there best Dikembe Mutombo... I just wet myself.

MAIL!

2008-03-10T12:08:00.000-07:00

Well I had to call Blogger help line just to log onto the site. SOme how my password was changed and it kept me out the last few days. I was worried to hell that someone hacked my blog was gonna turn it into some asian porn blog. The good news that did happen. The bad news, more half ass sports talk. Mail!!

Who do you have Kobe or Lebron for MVP?

Right now I have Kobe. Yeah Lebron has put up some great numbers and I love the freak to death but Kobe is winning more and plays in the west and does play better D then Lebron. My brother and I will have a Brotherly Love on Thursday about this.

Duke Still in the SC top fucking 5?

I am not sure.. We will see come tomorrow. They played well until the last 2 mins of the game. That's when it matters most..right?

What's the chances of Michigan running the Big Ten Tourney for a NCAA title bid? Go Blue!

Us Michigan fans can Go Blue all we want... I have a better chance of growing a 3rd arm out of my ass. This is one of the worst Michigan Teams I have seen. They play well for bits but blow it down the stretch. Just not enough talent. Check back with this team in 3 years.

Thats it.. Not much mail was sent to me.

Me vs Mike

2008-03-05T13:14:00.000-08:00

Well we played three games. I myself K-State and Mike ran the Memphis Tigers. I started out this little exploit with all three Wins.

Game 1
Me 76 Mike 66
MVP: Beasley with 25 points and 7 boards
During Game Quotes from Mike: "Fucking Foul Zebra Cake!" "You missed two fucking layups Willie!"
After Game Mike Quotes: "I am disgusted but my bench played solid."

Game 2
Me 86 Mike 61
MVP: Beasley with 19 points and 8 boards
During Game Quotes from Mike: "Shooting touch bitch" "Shooting touch my ass"
After Game Mike Quotes: "No comment"

Game 3
Mike started this game out winning 11-0 but after I gave him the head start I went on a 41-14 run to end the half..hahaha.
Me 84 Mike 58
MVP: Beasley with 27 points and 7 boards
During Game Quotes from Mike: "Dumb Dick face Rose"
After Game Mike Quotes: "I am very Upset.. I must go rub my GF's back at home..bye."

So we now stand with...
Ryan
Wins:3 Loses:0

Mike
Wins:0 Loses: 3

It will be interesting to see how bad this gets...

Me vs Mike

2008-03-05T13:02:00.000-08:00

Alright I play Mike almost daily in College Hoops 2K8 for 360. We have been playing the game since Xmas. I figure why not doc our games. I have been kicking Mike's ass since XMAS. I think he has 2 victories all time vs me. That's right! Fucking 2! So Today I will play Mike and will report the score back to the blog. Even some quotes from Mike and myself. Then we will have all-time record starting today. Wish I would have thought of this sooner. My record would be like 110W to 2L.

I use K-State and Mike always uses Memphis and even has tried Tennessee with no Luck. I do run a season Legacy. I started out at Long Island U and now coach the Vermont Cats.

This Game is awesome by the way. I play the shit out of it. I hate EA basketball games. Ryan Millard loves them but he doesn't know jack shit. To bad EA bought out the College license. Now no more College Hoops... Fuck you EA. All you can make is football.. Bah!

Youtubes & Favre cuts the Lions a break

2008-03-04T18:42:00.000-08:00

Well the torture for Lions fans is finally over. Brett Favre has called it quits. No more automatic losses to the Packers. We now have a chance. I will say the man was a great QB but I hated Brett for always kicking the Lion's ass on any Sunday or even Thanksgiving. He can finally stop killing my dreams and hopes.

Brett was very good. A true gun slinger. He had a lot of balls. Thats why he leads the NFL in all time INT too. He had many highlights but the night he played after his dad died will be his shining moment for me. He came out and played maybe the best game of his life. A low time for me with Favre was the dive he took for Michael Strahan to get the sack record. If I were Strahan I wouldn't even touched Brett due to the cheapness of achieving the recorded.

I don't have many thoughts about Favre. Just for the soul reason I hated watching the Packers kick the Lions ass for o... Lets say the last 15 Years. So here is a Sports Censored "Good fucking luck Brett & Thanks for night Terrors" solute.

Time for some Youtubes Boooyyyyysss

Brett Favre's first start.. With Chris "I fucking hate you" Berman.

ESPN bloopers.. Sorry no Chris Berman.. He's too perfect to fuck up. I do love Carl Lewis singing though.

I figured we would remember Shawn Kemp. For you kids who are young, this guys could play... I mean could play before the 7 kids with 6 mommies and all the Columbian bam bam he stuck up his nose.

Barry who gets the Honor of being on the SC banner, was one of the best RBs of all time. Proof.. Better then E.Smith.

I don't like hockey but this is worth a look. It's also a Michigan Moment.

The Night MJ lit up the Magic for 64. Also Shaq's first time playing MJ.

MaIL BAG of fun

2008-03-03T15:32:00.000-08:00

Just another Monday.... To the mail bag we go~!

Hey Ryan and others who don't post... Why all the hate of Berman?
Steve

Don't get me started. I do like the call out on my friends who are worthless posters. Anyway he just makes noises man! He says nothing clever. You can tell he thinks people tune in to see him. His Youtube video's back me up. He sucks the end. Even the readers thought he sucked with a 6 to 0 vote.

Hey Ryan whats your thoughts on OSU DE lineman and now NFL top 10 draft pick to be Vernon Gholston? I know your a huge Michigan fan so this should be good..

Ok.. Exhibit A is this picture.

Does the guy look like he's all natural? This cat is using something. The cream.. HGH.. Something! He will bring HGH terror onto the NFL ala Bonds when he begins to crush QBs. Is he good? Yes.. He was a 3star out of Detriot that UM didn't pay attention to and that cost them dearly. Ask Chad Henne..That hurts to look at.

What happened to Tennessee Ryan?

Yeah.. Well The one night stand was fast and embarrassing like always. Vander is a good team. Bad not for Tennessee as well. That program will be loaded for years with Bruce there. He sells the hell out of that place. Minor set back. This team can make it t the Final 4 with a cut down in TO and dumb mistakes.

Why do you say fuck all the time? Over used a bit?
Jenny

WOW a fucking female reader.. Yes it's the gimmick of the site. If you don't like it.. Get the fuck out.. Na I'm just fucking joking with you. Thanks for reading the fucking site and I like that a female comes to this hole of a fucking blog. Thanks for Fucking mailing me. Nothing like a little fucking sports and the word fuck.

Who do you like for the number one pick in the NFL draft?

Jake Long all day baby.. He's a future pro bowler with out question. Great work ethic and talented and huge as hell! Gotta take him.. I do wish he would fall to the Lions.. Not happening..

Thanks for reading. Keep sending!

Sorry I suck

2008-03-02T12:07:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the lack of posting the last few days. I have been in Chicago and saw the all kinds of things. Now I am back and posting for the best fucking blog that no one knows about. Thanks to all who come. Comment once and while people so I know you are out there. Be back on on Monday with some Mail bag. I am also working with Mike & Ryan and trying to get some LnO shows going but they suck at calling back.

% Game

2008-02-28T15:14:00.000-08:00

The people spoke out and really liked this % game. I think I did well last time. Now lets do some %'s!

The Memphis Tigers making it to the Final 4
I have been hard on this team. Just mainly for being apart of the CUSA. That's not there fault at all. They played Tenn tough and I expect them to win out. But I see the same thing happening when they see a good team in the tourney as they did when they saw the Vols. In the Sweet 16 they will come across some Big ten team or Big East team who will beat them. They have great talent but not tested enough. The Tigers have a 41% of making it to the Final 4.

The % that Matt Ryan is a good NFL QB
I dunno, I just don't see whats so special about him. It's not a good year to draft a QB for one. Taking Matt Ryan with the number 1 pick might be pure nuts to me. I mean there are some good fucking DE out there. He threw a bunch of INT's and at times looked avg. I don't think he is a big time QB. Any other year he would be going in the mid to late first round. I like Chad Henne... Yeah I know he's Michigan! But Fucking good. Y0u watch! Matt Ryan has a 29% chance of being a great NFL QB.. Doesn't mean he won't be solid.. but not great

The % that Roger Clemons is Fucked
Just had some breaking news that Roger Clemons will be looked at by the FBI. Wow... Roger you Fucked... In fact... 100% Fucked!

If you the readers want more % write moaaaaar in the comments section and i will do some tonight.

Laker Luck

2008-02-27T15:03:00.000-08:00

Wow, how far has the LA Laker come? To start the year I had dreams of Kobe lighting up the score board in Chicago. I saw Kobe wearing the 24 in the Red and White while putting the Bulls back on top.

Fast Forward to now... Bulls suck ass. Lakers look fucking good. So what happened? Jerry luck ass Buss is what happened. The good Doctor worked some magic that should make him owner of the year and the luckiest asshole in the world. First thing was first.. Kept Kobe. He said "I don't care if you are gonna be a whiny bitch.. You are mine unless some teams gives me something of value." Second he showed Phil the money. Phil then waved his coaching magic stick that had even Luke Walton playing well. Third, Andrew Bynum was a good draft pick. Looked like junk at first but now looks like he may be an All-Star by next season. When he comes back the Lakers will become even more powerful... Nuts. Forth, Pow! Gasol! What a joke of a trade for the Fucking Grizzles. Send your trash like biggest Bust K.Brown and in return give you Gasol who has fitted into the triangle seamlessly. It's like taking shit at your house or work and taking that shit out of the tolit and going to a jewlery store and trading it for a gold ring with a huge diamond.

The Lakers are for real right now. They are for real for the Finals. How kick ass would it be if the Lakers and the Celtics showed up in the 2008 NBA Finals? It's a real possible dream. It would be great for the NBA and for the game. I would be rooting for the Celtics in that Case. I think KG deserves a ring more then any player in the NBA. Lets hope the NBA Refs can make this happen.. Har Har Har...

youtube yo mama!

2008-02-26T13:25:00.000-08:00

I can't golf but I bet I can swing better then Charles.

Always gotta give Dwight some Youtube time.

Shaq dancing.. Not bad for his age. We know he can't play basketball for his age very well.

top 10 plays of 2007

Remember when Jason Williams was good?

The SC Fucking Power College Basketball Poll

2008-02-26T11:14:00.000-08:00

Alright I was right Mike and you were wrong. I had Tenn at number 1 and Memphis at 3. So now my Poll hasn't changed to much.

The SC Fucking Power College Basketball Poll

1.Tennessee-Not moving. Bruce can coach his fucking face off. Tenn is gonna be a power house from here on out.
2.North Car-Not much has changed they are still winning.
3.UCLA-Playing well as of late. Beat Oregon with those crazy black jerseys. Don't tell anyone but I liked them a just a bit.
4.Memphis-Lost... Still very good. But Final 4 good?
5.Duke-Just beat the hell out of St.Johns... What the hell happened to that damn program?

Just off the radar... Texas and Wiss.

Dropped off. Kansas.. They got beat you are out of here son!

Dark Horse-K-State, even though they have lost a few they are still under rated and Beasley is blowing up in every game. Once the Madness comes it will be a tough team to beat.

Be back later with some Youtubes. Gotta eat me some food.

Sickly Man Mail Bag

2008-02-25T13:44:00.000-08:00

Well sorry for dropping the ball the last few days. I have been sick as shit and it sucks. I am starting to feel better but the sickness still lingers. But I did get some email while sick. I also didn't do a LnO show due to my sickness that has me coughing into the mic every 2 secs. I will see how I am Wed and may recored a new one then. For now... The Mail bag!

Hey Ryan
Love the Blog and the show, the question I have is the Suns Trade. Did they make a mistake 1-2 now with Shaq. He still looks.. ahh slow.

Still to early to tell. Yeah He looks like he's bogging down who ever he plays for. He just can't get it done anymore. To slow, and misses even the easy stuff since he has no lift. I wonder if he will end his days like Mosses Malone? Playing for every team in the NBA and averaging 2.3 points game. Right now the trade looks bad as I said it would but our voters seem to think it is gonna work... You guys are fucking crazy..

You were wrong in the Kelvin Sampson thing. In the % game you said he was 100% fired.. You are wrong alot but I still like the blog.
Jeff

O come the fuck on. I said fired yes but he resigned and now is gone. The Hoosiers didn't have the balls to pull the trigger and gave him the option to resign. If he refused to resign then he would have been fired. I was still right. Fuck that. When I play the % I know what the hell I am talking about. Cut me some freaking slack!

Hey man
You were right about Tenn Vols, nice work.

Thanks, I said Memphis would lose and they did. I proved Mike wrong who had them. I did come away very impressed with the Tigers. I thought the Vols might win by 8-10 points but it was close all the way. I still say Memphis loses in the sweet 16 or Elite 8.

On the Loud n Obnoxious show, Mike act like a nut. He just goes off. Does he really act like that? Thanks Keep up the great show.

Yeah, pretty much. Get him going and he will talk your ears off for hours about some topic. He does also use the word "fuck" that much in real life.

Tomorrow I will be back with some college hoops SC fucking Power Poll! Maybe some sauceome youtubes. Working on a new LnO show, as soon as I stop coughing up green shit... Thanks for sticking with me through the sickness. God for bid anyone else on the staff pick up the slack and do some fucking writing around here. For good messure here is a random picture of me at Lowe's.

GO STATE

Also a picture of Mike wearing my Bulls Zubaa's! Now I know everyone had a pair of Zubaa's if you were born by 1982. Mike sorry buddy..

Someone's Garbage is another Man's Treasure

2008-02-21T19:21:00.000-08:00

Well it's happened after just one and half seasons. The Bulls parted ways with waste of space Ben Wallace. Ben who was paid 60 million was alright last year and terrible at best this year. He was avging 8.8 rebs this year. I mean we are paying the fool 60 million! What the fuck Ben? Thats high way robbery! On the down side we get the same thing back but in the guard variety with Larry Hugues. He was good for Wash but junk for the Cavs. So we will see what Larry we get. Not to mention he was always hurt. Over paid at the moment. So no cap relief. Also pick up Drew Goodson who keep his traveling act alive by being trade bait all the time. He's solid but at this time I wanna see Ty Thomas get the mins. The Bulls also deal Joe Smith who was one of the bulls better players this year believe it or not. I don't think either team gets much from this deal. I think both teams exchange junk to one another. As the saying goes.. Someone's Garbage is another Man's Treasure. It might make both teams fucking worse. Time will tell. Sorry for the lack of posting the last few days, I have been a bit under the weather. I hope to have some new LnO shows by the weekend.

OMG Michigan leads Minn right now. Maybe going for 4 straight wins. Might be coming around. Gonna run through the big Ten tourney and make the field of 64??? Fuck no.. Next year? 50/50.

Live from the Library!Power 5!Fab Fabe Youtube!

2008-02-19T10:36:00.000-08:00

Since I am on the road tonight to ref a very important boys JV game, I figured I stop in the library and put up and little.. Something something. My College basketball rankings! My top 5! My power 5.. Whatever the fuck you wanna call it.. Wait can I type fuck at the library? Well so far no lights or warning lights came on.. I guess I can type "fuck". Back to the matter at hand.

The Sports Censored top fucking 5 college basketball poll.

1.Tennesse-They may not be the most talented but they have impressed me very much. Great coaching and in my cystel ball I see Tenn becoming a Mens Basketball power house in the very near future.
2.North Carolina-You might be asking.. What no Memphis in the top 2? Well Fuck the Tigers for now. NC plays in the ACC and Memphis plats in the CUSA. They play no one. NC has played well this year and has slipped up at times but a very soild team once they get Lawson back. Also Tylor is fucking nut and I love it!
3.Memphis-Alright here are the Tigers. I have issues putting them this high, they just don't play anyone. They almost lost to the Dragons the other night. I see an early exit in the tourny. They have a very strong roster with Rose and company but they need to play someone! Stop eating all the fucking cup cakes! Mike also uses this team when we play 2K8 and I kick his ass every time(I use KSU).
4.Kansas-This would have been Duke if they wouldn't have laid an egg in WF. So it's Kansas. I avery good vetren team who go far in the tourny. They have played well in the Big 12. I don't got much on them. They can ball... hmmm.
5.Duke-I watch duke alot, maybe becuase they play every night on ESPN. I don't hate Duke like alot of people. I love how they get after it and just go hard. They are not as loaded as previous years but have some good young gunners. Before the WF lost they were rolling and might have been 2 on this list. They will make a run. The dukies always do. For the people who hate them I say fuck you. They play good hard basketball. There is something wrong with you if you can't see that.

Dark Horse-I have became found of Kansas State as of late. Not just because I use them in College basketball 2k8(which blows MM out of the water Millard!)but because they are fucking good and have Mr.Beasley. He only had 40 points and 17 boards the last game. With super stars you can go far in the tourny and this team will. They have a great team around Beasley. Walker can ball as well. This team is a dark horse at 25 in the polls right now. They will make a run. I would surpirse if they didn't make the elite 8. Watch this team.. They are for real.

Now for some Youtubes!
FAB Five LOVE! Let your Nutz hang low!(as the fab5 said)

SuperMAN! Mail Bag

2008-02-18T15:48:00.001-08:00

After my boy Dwight Howard put on a show at the AS dunk contest and game, the mail came flying in.! Howard for Presz! Howard wins Nobel Prize! Howard kisses baby!

Is Howard the best dunker ever?

Chris

No..BUT! He is the best Big man dunker of all time. Thats pretty easy. Maybe Larry Nance comes closest. Best Dunker goes to guys like MJ,Dr.J and Carter but I can't pick one so don't ask.

Love the blog! But Ryan that Super Man dunk wasn't even a dunk! He didn't even touch the rim!
Steve

Listen son! When you can jump so high that you can THROW it in the hoop.. It doesn't matter! When you are above the rim throwing it in.. It's a fucking dunk! He flew.. He threw it in the hoop. read that again.. Threw it in the hoop! Good lord! Thanks for reading Steve.

Do you watch NASCAR?
Kevin

Fuck no... Not touching that one!

What do you hate about AS weekend?
Biggest SC fan
Ben

I just hate all the hoopla. Like with the super bowl. Does the intro with the players have to be 20 mins long? Hell no. Like back in the day. Just name the players off, then lets hit the hardwood. I also fucking hate all the super stars dogging out og the dunk contest. Lebron I looking at you. Stop being a pussy and get in there. Dwight showed that you can be cool and be in the dunk contest.

The % Game

2008-02-15T13:49:00.000-08:00

Alright this is where I give my % that "the Shit" happens or what have you. It's pretty simple. Here we go(super mario)!

Slam Dunk Winner.
Damn, I am a big fan of Howard but I have the feeling he could get robbed again. I also have a feeling Mr.Moon may put on a show. I have been wrong before..Or alot.
GERALD GREEN 12%
JAMARIO MOON 43%
DWIGHT HOWARD 30%
RUDY GAY 15%
I know I am not giving my boy Rudy Gay enough credit but I just see Mario Moon and Howard being more creative.

The % that the Kidd Trade Goes Through.
D.George Needs to get the hell out of way. He isn't gonna get a big contact and I know you don't wanna head to the terrile Garden State but the Mavs fans are gonna end up hating you and Mark Cuban may move your locker outside next to the trash. Just let the trade go through. You are not Kobe mama jammer Bryant. Ryan Millard says It's awful move for the Mavs since Devin Harris will be the best PG in the league in a few years. I dunno about that but he is good. That Good? Psss... Ryan have you ever heard of Chris Paul?
42% The deal goes through.

Spygate becomes something?
This could go very bad. I think it might. Could a Super Bowl be yanked? Tha Pats rep would be ruined and maybe as bad as the "Black Sox". I say this thing is heating up...
62% Spygate blows up!

Kelvin Sampson gets fired?
Wow, what an idiot. You did it once and got spanked and then you went back again. What do you not get? YOU CAN'T CALL KIDS! Have fun coaching at Long Island U! You are done son! Hooiser fans are crying them selfs to sleep. Nice work Kelvin!
I say 100% Fucking Fired!

Chris Berman Still suck?

100% Yes!

Enjoy the all-star weekend! I got the West by 15...

Sorry SC Fans

2008-02-15T07:43:00.000-08:00

Been away for a few days due to lots of refing. Now I am back. Did a horrible Girls game last night with about 1,000 fucking fouls & million TO's. Mike also almost T'ed up a chump coach. Anywho I will be back later today with the % Game. Stay Tuned..

Fuck Chris"gimmick"Berman & GO BLUE

2008-02-12T11:11:00.000-08:00

Youtube day.. I made a Michigan video. I just wanted to show off that "Big Ten Speed".

Then we have the Chris Berman Videos that have been making there way onto the internet in the last few weeks. Someone at ESPN must hate Chris because they keep putting these out. I love it. His own ESPN thing is a gimmick. I mean.. I can't even watch NFL highlights without hearing a bunch of nosies. WHHHHHHAAAATTT? I hear that like 1000 times. He sucks and he's an asshole and these videos show that. I love it. I love it... I love it.

Fuck you Berman. People don't like you.. This blog is the leader for the "Hate Hate Hate" of Chris "gimmick" Berman. Okey... I am done.

ESPN needs to fire Berman and hire this guy... BOOOOOM Goes the... I don't even have to finish.

Loud n Obnoxious x2!

2008-02-11T11:16:00.000-08:00

Got some treats today. Got two new spanking LnO shows. One about MLB roids and the other about the shit BCS system. Please enjoy or hate. We got some hate from our last Super bowl special.

Oh, Oh I hate the giants, they're so boring! Fuck you, and your mother. Giants SB CHAMPS! *18-1.

and my response

I don't think we like the Pats much more. We just think the Giants are boring. But I do love the comment! So go fuck yourself and good day to you.

So any feedback is good feedback IMO. I also changed up my days a bit. Football is now over and I will only talk football if something major happens.. Like the Pats getting Super Bowls yanked for video taping Ram cheerleaders in the showers.

The Plan

2008-02-09T13:23:00.000-08:00

Hey fuckers(I love you all). I will be back on monday with a mail bag,LnO show and a new programming guide since NFL is in the off season. For now enjoy this youtube of Chris Berman(who I hate). It shows what an asshole,dbag he is. Anyone who wants to be apart of the mail bag just email me. Have a good weekend...Fuck you..Love you... GO BULLS!

Brotherly Love Trade Talks

2008-02-06T19:32:00.000-08:00

Ryan says:
Well Justin you were right about Eli and the Giants all along. I must come out and say... You were right... I was wrong.
Justin says:
Well yes i knew the Giants could win they were underdogs but a really good team with a good QB
Ryan says:
It sucks being wrong. I can tell you that much.
Ryan says:
They just got hot.. It will be interesting to see them next year
Justin says:
lol yes you did lose!
Justin says:
Well I dont know how they will do bc alot of the time when ever teams go to the super bowl then the next year they will do bad
Ryan says:
Thats the NFL for yea
Ryan says:
Thats why the Lions give me hope
Ryan says:
Wait.. Nope the Lions still suck
Justin says:
but I think they will do good Eli will feel better about him self playing and as long as that D stays good they will be good
Justin says:
Yea they never give hope LoL
Justin says:
but i think the Giants can be good and make the playoffs again
Ryan says:
Well onto the NBA. Football is over. Shaq just got delt for Shawn Marion
Ryan says:
Who wins in this deal?
Justin says:
Well first off i could not believe it i got up at like 11:30 and turned on the tv to look at the Signing day stuff and there it was breaking news on espn i was shocked!
Ryan says:
You are a Shaq fan. Back in the days with the Lakers. Or were you a Laker fan? I never could tell.
Justin says:
I think that for the first 2years the suns will win the deal. bc if he does what they want him to do be a Defensive player they can be good
Ryan says:
Will he last 2 years?
Justin says:
Well i still love the lakers and i like that they got Paul but i do like Shaq i jus hate dwade and the heat. but i hope he does good for the suns
Justin says:
Yea i think 3 or 4
Ryan says:
The Heat just got there Scottie Pippen for Dwade
Ryan says:
3 or 4 years
Ryan says:
?
Ryan says:
Your stright up nuts. His play has dropped big time
Justin says:
but after that then the heat bc they will be younger and wade will be 100% and they will be getting a good lott pick
Justin says:
Shaq
Justin says:
they only want him for D and if he accepts that then he can still be good
Ryan says:
Yes, he's not an All-Star anymore. His avg is 14ppg, the suns will be lucky to get 2 years out of him
Ryan says:
I think the Heat are the winners in this trade
Ryan says:
They got alot for a broken down player
Justin says:
in the long run yes
Justin says:
but for now no that team is done for the year
Justin says:
the suns now get a better chance to the NBA title now
Ryan says:
But he won't accept that. He wants touchs. He bogged down the heat with his touchs. I bet the Heat start winning some games now. They won their first game with out Shaq
Ryan says:
If he stays healthy. The Matrix can be a Pippen for Wade and that can only make the Heat better when they get a good draft pick.
Justin says:
but with nash being the best passer EVER!! to play we will still score 10PTS bc of it and off rebounds
Justin says:
but for now and maybe next year this trade helps out the suns bc all they want is a NBA title.
Justin says:
But the Matrix can be a good player for wade if he ever gets back on track
Ryan says:
I just don't see it working out. . He will get Healthy again.
Ryan says:
I think Shaq should hang it up and goto TNT
Justin says:
well i dont know it can be great or just bad Shaq might do for the suns that he did for heat when they won it.
Justin says:
He would be great on TNT with Charles
Ryan says:
Thats what he needs to start doing. His game is dropping fast
Justin says:
well he is getting old and hurt alot but if he gets in shape and takes his role then they will be alright
Ryan says:
Well we will see. Thanks for the time Justin
Justin says:
No Problem.. I love being right.
Ryan says:
You are 1-0 on our topics. We will see how this one pans out and fuck you..

The kid still has everyone by the balls

2008-02-06T11:14:00.000-08:00

Mr.Pryor Pushed the date back.. sigh. The kid has us all by the nuts and he won't let go! I thought Michigan & OSU are the two finalest but now the Ducks and PSU back in fight for this kid. The Ducks I get... Nike world and mobile QB thing but PSU? I can't think of many great PSU QBs. PSU pro QBs? None. If one place will make you sit the bench, it's PSU. I guess Old Joe touched his dads heart. Pryor said he had his mind made up but his dad wanted him to take another look. Check out the Youtube.

So TP still holds all the schools hostage and keeps us wondering. I think he is eatting it up. Wouldn't you? I am just fucking tired of the hoopla. Lets get it over with it already so all these schools can move on. I did a site vote for who would win his services and we got alot of votes(246). Most votes from Michigan fans. Here's what came out of it.

Maize and Blue 74 (30%)

Tre$$ell U 172 (69%)

I guess now I should have put "other" or PSU. The TP hoolpa isn't a exact science.
A poster in a forum told me this

dont forget penn state. it is a longshot but they are still in it

I told him he was wrong... In the end I was wrong again...

I really don't think they are.. It is down to UM and OSU. Lets be real. Since votes have been casted I can't change the poll. Thanks to all who have voted and I will for sure use the the comment above in the post.

So I was wrong and PSU is back in. I still agree with the poll and say OSU is the leader. He says playing right away isn't needed but he is lying. Who doesn't want to play right away. Michigan that would be a real chance, the others say he will be they are blowing smoke up his ass. He might wait a year at OSU(maybe not) and who knows with Joe Pa. The Ducks could use him but like Leaf.. But maybe not that much. I just hope it's over fucking soon. This blog can't take it any longer.

Shaq going out West

2008-02-06T10:24:00.000-08:00

Shaq has been delt to the Suns for Shawn Marion & Marcus Banks. The teams are just waiting for Shaq's phyical to come back positive. I am not sure what I think about this trade. Marion is a great player and as close to Pippen as you can get. This maybe a great thing for Wade and the Heat. Now the Heat will not be prisoner to Shaq demanding the ball in the post just watch him miss a layup. Wade will get his Pippen and the Heat can make some moves in the off season to get this team back on track. Shaq to Suns? I don't know if this will work. He won't be able to keep up. He's not "the Shaq" he was 5 years ago or even 2 years ago. You got him to stop the Gasol trade but will he even be healthy when the time comes? Shaq is Fucking slow,Shaq will get fucking hurt,Shaq could be an issue in a locker room. Marion isn't happy I am sure about going to the Heat and a losing team but this can only help him become a better player and prove it wasn't Steve Nash that makes him the player he is.

Day off

2008-02-04T12:50:00.000-08:00

Since I spent my whole weekend with the Super Bowl on the site. I am taking the day off.. My Cars.. Yes both, took a shit and I must tend to that. So if you missed the last few days of the Super Bowl posting check those out. I will be back late Tuesday or Wedsday with some new LnO shows and NBA talk.

The Super Bowl LnO

2008-02-03T10:17:00.000-08:00

Hate! HAte! HATE! HATE! SUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPEEEERRRRRR BOOOOOWWWWWLLLLL

Live Update! Mike just showed up to my place wearing this shirt for the SB...

Super Bowl Picks & Blog Battle

2008-02-02T12:26:00.000-08:00

Alright here we have all our Super Bowl picks from the SC staff. Justin the only one who give the Giants a chance. He had them over Dallas.. So who knows? Below you will find my blog battle about the Super Bowl with Matt from http://afraidofedhochuli.blogspot.com/

Ryan Aylsworth

Score: Pats 41 Giants 21
MVP: Tom Brady

Justin Aylsworth

Score: Pats 21 Giants 24
MVP: Eli Manning

Mike Packard

Score: Pats 34 Giants 17
MVP: Tom Brady

Ryan Millard

Score: Pats 34 Giants 7
MVP: Tom Brady

Sports Censored Readers
The Very Brady Pats: 16
The Giant Mannings: 5
Thanks to all who voted!

So we are a few days away from the wonder and drunken debauchery that is the Superbowl. I have teamed up with Ryan from "Sports Censored" to break down why we pick which team to win.

I brought this up so I gave Ryan his choice on which team to discuss. What is his favorite college? Michigan. And what current QB and all-time ladies man went to Michigan? Tom Brady.

So here you have it, the joint venture between the SC and the Hoch.

WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL?

Matt:
I don't want to blow my wad all at once and go straight into why Eli will take the Giants to the promised land, so I will just start with this: The Giants have a 10-game road win streak.

NO ONE has ever had that. When the Giants are able to get away from the confines of New York, Eli turns into Peyton. That is going to be one of the major reasons the Giants upset the country's darlings.

Ryan:
10-game winning streaks does not mean jack shit when you get to the Superbowl.. Are we allowed to say Superbowl??? Ahh fuck it. Yes, the Superbowl is it's own dog and what you've done up to then doesn't mean anything.

Even the Pats 18-0 record. Throw it all out the window. When you get to that point it's not a football game anymore. It's just some over blown spectable of TV ads and bad halftime shows.

History shows one team won't show up and the game sucks. However saying that, all of the Pats Super Bowl games have been close.

The Chances of Eli turning into Payton in the Super Bowl is about as great as Sports Censored getting an Ad during the Super Bowl. It isn't happening. Eli is due for his every 4-game choke.

Matt:
I would agree that this is a "horse of a different color" if you will, and that everyone has a new stake.

You're right Eli won't be Peyton, but it wouldn't suprise me to find hem throw a few touchdowns.
The Giants have the ability on Offense to POUND the ball with Jacobs and Bradshaw. What is the greatest weakness of the Pats? The Defense. That isn't to say that it is a liability, but if you keep the Defense on the field, then you have neutralized Brady.

So, if they pound the ball, Brady sits on the bench...

Ryan:
I will agree with you that if the Giants want to stay in this game they must pound the rock. Keep those senior citizen LBs on the field. Junior Seau was in Super Bowl XXIX in 1995. He was is the middle of his career then... I mean he's older then astro turf. So, yes, the Giants need to attack those old ass LBs.

But I do think the Pats CBs are very good. So good they will cause Eli many mistakes and I am thinking two INT that will give the Pats a great chance to win this game by two TDs.

I see the Pats secondary as the "X" factor if you will in causing Eli to come back down to earth and be the same old Eli will all know and love... Average at best.

Matt:
What about the effect of the Giants' Secondary? That is their weaness, yet the patchwork has held together.

The showed Favre what it was like to face them last week, while in a different game the Brady showed that he has a propensity to throw the errant pass.

Where the Giants will succeed is the Defensive line. Osi and Michael will be the tandem that can finally show the Pats o-line for what the are: decent at best.

This is a defense that works together and should be able to get the pass rush going, since the secondary will hold the two outside guys, and the LB may be able to zone coverage Welker out of the game.

Ryan:
Yes they did do well with Farvre but there is a very good reason why Farvre is also the number one all time leader in throwing INTs. There are games where Farvre just falls apart. The wheels come off and he becomes a INT machine.

That was one of those nights.

The Lions would have had those picks. Any team would have.

I expect the Pats to bomb away on the Giant secondary as they did earlier in the season. Tom Brady went 32-42 with 356 yards & 2 TDs in the last meeting.

I expect a big game with big game plays. Moss will be dancing in the endzone on Sunday or mooning the crowd... I think Brady only throws errant passes when the Pats are up big (and when he was at Michigan). I don't expect that in the Super Bowl.

Tom Brady has won two super bowl MVPs and has the recored(32) for most completions in a Super Bowl(XXXVIII). So Tom plays well in the super bowl.

The Giants D-line is very good. Even with Michael's gap in his teeth. They can play. Tom Brady will have a field day unless they get to him. The proof is in the past and will become the future unless the Giants Dline steps up big time.

Matt:
Brady is good. Everyone is already crowning him the best ever, and you can see that in his demeanor. He is starting to become what people want him to be and he knows that. You know what that means? Ego. His ego may get in the way.

He threw 8 INTs in the season, yet six of them were in the second half. He then threw 3 last week. Since this isn't an exact science, all we have are stats.

In 2006 he threw FOUR in the Postseason. (Loss in AFC Championship)
In 2005 he threw TWO in the Postseason. (Loss in Divisional Round)
In 2004 he threw ZERO in the Postseason. (Superbowl win)
In 2003 he threw TWO in the Postseason. (Superbowl win)
Missed Postseason in 2002
In 2001 he threw ONE in the Postseason. (Superbowl win)

What does this mean? Probably nothing, but the team is 1-2 in postseason appearances when he throws more then 2 interceptions. (1-2 as "playoff record"; not playoff game record)

Also, you already mentioned the aging LB core of the Pats. These are guys that need to retire, guys that need to be wearing Depends not helmets.

My LAST point: The Patriots are jerks, Belichick is a total ass and they were caught cheating. I don't care if they are going for 19-0, but some people will ALWAYS look at this season like this: They were cheaters.

Ryan:
You threw some very nice/useless stats out there. But Tom Brady is as humble as they come. He owns the Superbowl, he owns the NFL at this point. He will play well. It's in his Super Bowl DNA.

Are the Pats jerks? Yes. Did they cheat I don't think so. I don't think people have even talked about the spy gate. I mean they have went on to be 18-0! No cheating has been going on. Just a bunch of ass kicking.

Sure the Pats are becoming the Yankee's of the football world but what they have done is very impressive. I expect the Pats to handle the Giants and to be some what of a boring game full of Superbowl hoopla and a zillion ads.

My last point I will make is that The Giants will see the old Eli and the secondary will struggle alot again and be a long night for the city of NY. Sports Censored readers voted The very Brady Pats to win this game with a 16 to 5 vote. The readers know what I know... The Pats win.

I would like to thank Matt from Afraidofedhochuli for giving the new kid on the block, sports censored the time of day to do this Super Bowl Brawl.

Matt's Closing:
No thanks needed Ryan!

That was a good back and forth. Hopefully the game will be like that...

Super Bowl Hoopla Weekend on SC and Loud n Obnoxious

2008-02-01T14:04:00.000-08:00

Well it's here. All the hoopla that the super bowl brings. In the next coming days we will have alot of things going on. Here is a full schedule for all the festivities! I have more good news that we have recored our first youtube show. We are calling it "Loud n Obnoxious" and our first show is about the Michigan hire of Rich. It's an old topic but the guys had to get it off their chests. Enjoy the special weekend! Get fucking drunk and watch the game.

Friday

+Loud N Obnoxious(youtube)

Saturday

+SC Staff Super Bowl Picks

+My blog battle with Matt from the kick ass blog
http://afraidofedhochuli.blogspot.com/

Sunday

+Loud n Obnoxious Super Bowl special

I would like now to show off our first show of Loud N Obnoxious. We talk about the Michigan hire. There is alot of cussing so be warned. I hope you all enjoy the show there will be another show on Sunday and next week. Thanks for watching!

The end of the "Shoe" Part 2

2008-01-30T15:09:00.000-08:00

Back onto the count down. This will be my best 10-6 Air Jordans. Lets get right into it.

10. Air Jordan I

The very first AJ's. Yes they may not be the best looking shoe. It really shows the age and time of what the style was at the moment. It's simple and bright for the time.

9.Air Jordan XX

I would say these AJ's are very different. Some might say fucking ugly. I like them. The design art that goes over the laces is very cool with all the Air Jordan history explained in one art piece. I can't comment on the comfort but I can say I like the look.

8.Air Jordan XXII

I wanted to buy these but just could fork over $175 for shoes. I mean thats almost my fucking rent. That gives me shelter and food. I still like them. Very slick and simple. Great lines and the heels look kick ass. A great overall shoe.

7. Air Jordan VII

God did this shoe make me feel fucking cool as a kid. I got them the day they came out and everyone gave me looks at school as if I were wearing those cool Back to the future 2 shoes. I still own these shoes and now look horrible since I played them out so much.

6. Air Jordan V

I never got to own this shoe but I thought they were fucking awsome when I saw kids wear them. I still do. I love the clear bottoms and how simple but out there that the design gives off. Looks like a great shoe to just use for everyday things. I wish I had some. I think this shoe really helped push Jordan to the top and maybe started the craze about his shoes. I think this shoe captured that.

Over the weekend I will be back with my final 5. Should be good. I should be doing a show tonight with Mike & Ryan... About Fucking time. I know. So we will see how that goes. O and for NBA news. Jason Kidd wants to be traded and what else is fucking new? I hear the Cavs have given intrest whitch would be great for them but I don't know if the Cavs can offer anything back. I don't see Rod Thron giving Kidd up for Junk.. AKA Larry Hughes...

Late Mail Bag

2008-01-29T15:37:00.000-08:00

Got a late Mail bag going on here. Good question from Frankly...

If Michigan loses the Pryor war do you know what Rodriguez's backup plan
is?

The back up plan is a kid named B.J. Daniels.... Straight from Rivals.

Tallahassee (Fla.) Lincoln quarterback B.J. Daniels has been one of the
fastest risers on the national recruiting scene over the last several months.
The 6-1, 203-pound signal caller has focused in on three schools with one of
those schools recently making a strong push.

Here is a Youtube to show you what the kid can do. He looks very good. This kid flew under the radar for a long time. Not sure how. He can throw better then Pryor and Run just as good. I will be happy with either one. The problem is that Pryor holds us all hostage by waiting until feb 6th. I am sure BJ doesn't like knowing he is a back up plan. Memphis is the other main player for him.. Yes you read right. We will see how it all folds out.

A Sports Censored Special. The End Of the "Shoe" Part 1

2008-01-28T17:21:00.000-08:00

A Sports Censored Special Post

The Air Jordan's.. The Bentley of shoes. These shoes started it all for basketball shoes. Before Jordan all you had was well junk(I know all you oldies are gonna hate on me). Not only did Michael Jordan change the game and made it his own. He change shoes and the way they were made and sold. Growing up I owned many Jordan's, I even failed to get the Jordan XI. I couldn't find them anywhere. At times they seemed bigger then basketball. I had to have these shoes and my parents wrenched at the thought about how much they were gonna cost one year after the next. I was lucky, my parents would help me buy them. I would play in them and treat them as if they were gold. If some fucker stepped on them I wouldn't let it go. I had to say "hey these cost more then your life! Do you mind?" No that's just a joke but I brought them to every game in the box they came in and cleaned them after every game.

On January 25th 2008 the last pair of Air Jordan's went on sale. The Air Jordan's XXIII. With a limited numbers for sale. Only 529 Lucky people will own these shoes. making it the rarest basketball shoe in history. Only 23 U.S. stores received them, and each of those stores were only given 23 pairs. Yes, you read right. All of the shoes are numbered (1 - 529 for the US). The retail price was $230 for this colorway. And apparently, just about everyone who camped out for them only bought them to resell them. I find sad because I would really want to own them. Here are a few Ebay Auctions that went up.
Jordan Auction 1
Jordan Auction 2

1,500 Is pretty crazy for some shoes but I would have to think they will be worth even more in time. Hell if you could get MJ to sign them.. Just think. I just couldn't sell something so rare. In this special 3 part post series. I will talk about the worst five Air Jordan's and Then My top ten. This will be just my opinion on what Air Jordan's were the best and what were the worst. Lets Start of with my worst 5 Air Jordan's. These shoes are all ugly and huge let downs. The Jordan has so much hype that it's hard to win every year but these shoes were down right ugly or felt clunky to me.

The Top 5 Worst Jordan's

5. The Air Jordan's XII.

I owned two pairs of these shoes. I bet your asking how it could be in my top 5 worst? Simple. My feet grew, so I went out and got the red and black. I had the white and black at first. At the time(7th or 8th grade) I liked them. I think I just forced my self to like them because they were Jordan's. But when I look back I really didn't. The look is very boring to me and bland. Not much to the shoe at all. The worst part about them was how clunky they were. I felt like I was wearing combat boots. They weighed a shit ton and made me feel like I could trip. Didn't matter though, I had to have them and did. The shoe left alot to be desired.

4. The Air Jordan's XVII

This shoe was during the Jordan Wizard come back. I just never thought much of the shoe. Once again bland. The blue is okay but it just didn't catch my eye. I never owned so I can't say how they felt. The black version looked a bit better IMO but still didn't warrant the cost of the shoe.

3. The Air Jordan's XXI

These shoe were okay but they just looked like they could be made my LA Gear or some shit. I like the simple look of them but that's about it. Nothing to really get excited over. Just average at best.

2.The Air Jordan's IX

The Air Jordan IX's are the strangest pair in the Jordan collection. Maybe it's because they make me think of baseball. It was a hard time for me. When I found out Michael was gonna retire I cried that day. Then the shoes came out and I wanted nothing to do with them. They are ugly and look like something Spalding shoes came up with. This I would say was the first bad Jordan. I wore a friends pair and I wasn't impressed. Felt like crap in fact. I read later that Nike didn't even want to release the shoe due to Jordan playing baseball and the shoe got put to the side and sorta just thrown out. That says alot when looking at the shoe. Jordan even said he had nothing to do with that shoe and in fact the only shoe he hasn't had a say in.

1.Air Jordan's XV

Wanna talk ugly? Lets talk ugly. These things are easily the worst Jordan ever made. I tried them on and I thought the XII were clunky and heavy... These must have been made my some crime lord so they could sink fuckers to the bottom of lake Michigan when they crossed the boss. They are plain as fuck, look like total ass. They had zero support around the ankle. Just a terrible shoe from start to end. Looks like a half ass effort. If you liked these shoes... Then you were dropped on your head as a child or you are Micheal Jordan.

Well there my top 5 worst Jordan's. If you would like to leave your top worst Jordan's in the comments feel free or shoot me an email I would like to compare or have a readers top worst/best. Sorry not college stuff today. These Sports censored Special posts are just that.. Special. Thanks for reading. I will have 10-5(best) tomorrow with maybe some NBA thoughts.

Mind Fucking Game

2008-01-28T11:52:00.000-08:00

Bill Belichick is the biggest mind fuck you will see in the NFL. I mean the cut off hoodies are a big enough mind fuck. Last week Tom Brady was walking around in a cast.
It just blows my mind that ESPN and everyone else falls for this smoke and mirror bull shit. You know damn well Tom is fine and it's all for show in hopes the giants suck onto this trash like ESPN. Do really think he isn't gonna play? Unbeaten and the Super Bowl? Tom Brady would play if his nuts fell off. I don't wanna turn it to NFL Live and get a round table discussion on whether Tom Brady will play.

Maybe ESPN has to talk about or take it serious but they know it's all shit that Billy has spunked out to throw off everyone. The man has everyone on a fishing reel.
I like Tom Brady but I just can't stand the attention something like that gets when it's just pure trash. Yesterday Tom Brady got off the plane with no boot and walking just fine. Even looked liked he could go on Dancing with the Stars and win. I guess they have to talk about something. The week before the Super Bowl is full on dumb news reporting and even dumber players making idiot comments. So I am not surprised in the least that the media is/was eating of BootGate.

-Quick Suck note on the Detroit Lions-

Thinking about parting ways with DT Shawn "big Baby" Rogers. I start to wonder if they are trying to suck? Well Yes. But cutting your best DT in a D that is all ready horrible makes no since. Even if he not cutting the weight that you want. Did he not run in a TD this season? He's a solid DT if not a very good one. Lions you keep sucking and I'll keep watching because I am a fucking idiot...

YouTube Day

2008-01-25T05:10:00.000-08:00

Figured we would do a little Youtube day for the kids.

My man Rasheed Wallace with the famous "both teams played hard". I laughed my ass when he said back in 03 and I still laugh now. Maybe the best Press conference ever in the NBA... God bless and good night.

This is the youtube wonder Sam Mcguffie. He is headed to Michigan and lets hope he's this good at the next level. When you jumping fools, you know the kid can fucking play.

Two Shaqs for the price of one!

Back when the LA Lakers and Kings had that West rivalry going Shaq shot this Music video. The Man is funny. No one could do that on the fly. Please retire and head to TNT. "Where everyone knows your name".

Shaq must be a reader of Sports Censored. He likes to use the word fuck too!

Randy Johnson puts a bird out of it's misery. I know the video is older then sports but it's still out of this world. The odds to that happening are like 1 in fuckin 1,000,0000. Think about.. Everything has to be perfect. The speed at which the bird is going.. The space and.. Never mind.

Jumping around on a trampoline with a basketball hoop seems like something I would have done back in the day. Then everything goes wrong and your leg is stuck in the damn rim. I did find it funny that his so called "friend"s scattered like a fart in the wind when he was crying out in pain. The best cure I guess was laughter to them.

Kenny George

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Kenny George from who cares University doesn't even have to jump.. I mean the fucker is 7'7". But slow and clunky. I would say he may have a Gheorghe Muresan future, but I doubt he will co-star with Billy Crystal in a Movie(my giant)

Also noted is that Tyler Hansbrough made him look pretty small when he dunked on Giant Gonzalez..

I had to... I am on a roll.

NBA,Corvettes and Big Hits.. O My!

2008-01-23T17:16:00.000-08:00

The Miami Heat suck don't they? They haven't won since December 22, 2007. Yes you read right. They suck that fucking bad. What I don't get is ESPN and many others act like this is a shock. Back when they made the deal for Shaq, they knew they were trading for a Now chance at a Championship and giving up the future.

The Heat had a nice young core With Wade,Odem and Butler. The core that could win a NBA title some day if given the time. The Heat decided to Trade for the now chance and it did work. Now What I don't get is people shocked at how bad this team is. One the team has a bunch of random players no one wants to touch. That includes Jason Williams,Ricky Davis,Mark Blount and Smush Parker. The fact that you traded for Ricky Davis was putting doom to the rest of your season. The guy is fucking trash. He tried to get a triple double with the Cavs by rebing his own miss off his OWN basket.

Then you got SMush who was thrown out of LA and Jason Williams who never was nothing more then a street ball player who happened to get an NBA job(was fun to watch with the Kings). So you have all this trash and no wins. Not a Big surprise. The only guys worth saving on this team are Wade,Udonis Haslem and Dorell Wright... That's right no Shaq. I think his time is done. Like alot of players he will hang on and watch from some crappy teams bench Ala Moses Malone. I expect the Heat to start winning since Shaq is now hurt and out for awhile. Wade can now take over much like Lebron does for the Cavs. They won't have to worry about getting Shaq his touches and watch him miss Lay ups and dunks. You watch the Heat will start winning a few now. Shaq should just call it after this year and go and work for TNT. I know he won't but he should. So really there should be no surprise to this since you traded for now and NOW=Old Shaq and a bad supporting cast. You took the NBA title should have known that you would have to re-tool this roster as soon as you won that ring. Now you didn't and it's gonna hold you back and maybe even scare Wade when he becomes a free Agent. Good luck Miami Heat.. Your in alot of fucking trouble.

Now on to the daily Terrelle Pryor Show of the Blog. Pictures have came about with Pryor and this "Corvette".

I guess the Vette was borrowed from the a one Mr.Sarniak who owns a Glass factory who would very much like to see Mr.Pryor go to O$U. The same guy who just had a dinner with OSU. Word on the street is that the Vette will be given to Pryor as a grad gift.... Hmmmm Do I smell a Scandal if Pryor does choose O$U? Very Possible. I am starting to wonder if the kid is even worth the hassle now. I still want him at Michigan but damn it's looking bad for O$U if this Vette story is true. NCAA has been very soft on O$U as of late so this maybe just another fart on the rader to the NCAA's. This kid gives this blog something new everyday to write and were all suckers..Or maybe I am just the sucker.

Lit the FUCK up son!

Once again WVU fans will have to suffer more embarrassment from the hands of Michigan. During Senior Bowl Practice Jamar Adams hit Owen Schmitt so hard his helmet popped off. That isn't no small back or WR either.. That's a fuckin Mountain Man! Good Hit Jamar. Your Draft status just went up 10 pts.

Michael fuckin Beasley

2008-01-22T17:39:00.000-08:00

I don't have much time today but I just wanted talk about how good this kid is. A Man among boys. The kid is putting up Big time numbers. I like him more then Kevin Durant at this point last year. Beasley is avging 24 ppg and 12 rpg. I am sure he is one and done after this year. He makes KSU a big time threat come tournament time. One great player can get you through the tourney. Just ask Mellow and the Orange Men.

I got a chance to watch him last Saturday and I was impressed. I saw 3 point shots,big rebs and fade away jumpers. The kid can flat out play fucking ball. They were playing Texas A&M so now push over. If I had a pick in the draft I would take him number one at this point. I think O.J Mayo is a joke at the moment. I would take this kid any day of the week. I just wanted to say that. It's nothing special and maybe my worst post since I opened the SC doors. If you get a chance to see Michael Beasley this season, watch this stone cold fucker. He's gonna be a star.

Speaking of stud athletes, yesterday's Terrelle Pryor mail bag got alot of traffic. No one wonder so many schools are after this kid. The kid is Pure blogging gold at the moment. Alot of talk today was that the O$U is trying to pay him through a PA business man who knows Pryor who would like him to attend Ohio State Money Union University. Word on the street is that he has a new Corvette too? Hmmm Even Chris Webber wasn't sporting rides like that before coming to Michigan. So I guess we will keep an eye on that. I guess he's got a visit to go see Oregon Duck the Nike mega machine. So anything can happen but I don't put much stock into them. My inside sources say he stays close to home. Damn it Pryor! You got this Blog but the NUTZ! Enough classy writing...

Mail Bag!

2008-01-21T17:39:00.000-08:00

I hate adding fuel to the Pryor rumors and all that jazz cause I think the kid eats it up but I got this interesting email from a one "Mr.G". He had a bit of inside view from the hole called Ohio...

HEY THERE I JUST READ YOUR ARTICLE & THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE A STORY WITH YOU. MY GF & I ARE BOTH HUGE MICHIGAN FANS & LIVE IN COLUMBUS, OH. MY GF WORKS FOR A LOCAL RADIO STATION HERE, & THE OTHER DAY THEY HAD THE LOCAL TV SPORTS BROADCASTER IN THE STUDIO AFTER HE HAD FINISH AN INTERVIEW WITH PRYOR. HE SAID THAT DURING HIS CONVERSATION PRYOR TOLD HIM "I GET SO MANY PHONE CALLS FROM THE SCHOOLS RECRUITING ME THAT I DON'T EVEN ANSWER THE CALLS ANYMORE". THEN ABOUT 10 MIN. LATER PRYOR'S PHONE RANG & HE ANSWERED IT. THE SPORTS CASTER THEN SAID TO HIM "I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE ANYMORE". PRYOR THEN TOLD HIM "OH, THAT WAS MY MICHIGAN BOYS, I ALWAYS ANSWER WHEN THEY CALL".

THE BUZZ AROUND HERE IS THAT MICHIGAN IS WHERE HE IS GOING TO GO. IT WILL BE MICHIGAN OR HE WILL SHOCK EVERYONE & GO TO SOMEWHERE LIKE OREGON. BUT THE PEOPLE HERE IN COLUMBUS ARE ALREADY SAYING HE IS NOT GOING TO BE A BUCKEYE. GOD I HOPE THEY ARE RIGHT!!!

GO BLUE!!!
-GUSS

Yes the cap button was stuck on Mr.G's keyboard but that's cool. I don't know if this screams "Going to Michigan!" all over but does say Michigan is gonna be right there. I still think OSU has a slight edge but I could be so wrong(Like Eli). It sounds like the state of Ohio is worried unless you talk to the OSU insiders who call hima "Lock". That I say is pure shit fuck and Michigan or OSU could win this kid over at this point. I have learned in the world of recruiting that there is no "Locks"(ROJO anyone?). Then I asked if this info was 100%.. His reply.

The story is all 100% true

Then I just got a random Comment from a one John...

People seem to overlook the fact that Tom Brady is just one more amazing pro quarterback turned out by the machine known as MICHIGAN.

Yes that can be true at times. Maybe because his time at Michigan was a rocky one where fans chanted for Drew Henson and got benched at times in favor of Henson who at the time looked like a athletic god stud. We all know how that went. Brady did go on to beat Bama and play well at Michigan but I feel there are bad feeling and could be why he doesn't go back much or at all.. Random Brady pic! BOOOYEAH!~

YOU BLEW IT!

2008-01-21T16:51:00.000-08:00

That's the only words that came to mind last night when I was watching the Packers bite the dust. I am no Packer fan but a small part of me was cheering for Brett so he would finally fucking retire(killing my Lions for years). When Brett Threw that Int the only thing that busted in my mind was from Billy Madison when he yells "You blew it!". Now the Giants are heading to the SB and now the sports world will have to sit through a month of ESPN,PTI ect ect... Discussions, segments on will Brett come back or not? Thanks Brett for fucking that up. Ever heard of John Elway? He did it the right way. You are coming back so please spare us the "I need time to think" bullshit.

Picked! That wasn't the only blunder of the game but there is a reason why Brett holds the all time record for most INTs. He at times can be way off or make bad reads. Some nights he hot and others not. Last night was cold as fuck and so was Brett. It was just amazing anyone could catch a ball. The Packers had so many chances to win that game. They just couldn't get it done. While I am not thrilled to see the Giants in the SB, they deserve it none the less. I look even more fucking dumb since I told my brother in "brothrly love" that Eli wasn't worth building a team around. Now it looks like the kid can play and I am very wrong. He played well last night and hung in there, even after his shit kicker missed one big FG after another. I expected the Pats to win so no big surprise there. Brady will seal his legecy as the best QB of all time with this Super Bowl win. Guess where he came from everybody?... Michigan. Okey they has nothing to do with anythihg but I just thought I would point that out. I think the Super Bowl will either be very close or a Big Blow out. The score won't be 21 to 10.

>>>Speaking of the Super Bowl The super fucking awesome blog Afraid of Ed Hochuli will be doing a simulpost with Sport Censored for the Super Bowl next week. We will fight to the death on who we think will win. Matt is a Blogging vet and may well kick my ass but I got no shame and will go for the throat even if I look bad. Should be good, stay tuned.

Also, Bret will you please make this painless. Come out and say.. Yes I am coming back. This like what the 4th straight year of this? O and...

YOU BLEW IT(Packer fans will rain hate on me)!

Terrelle "I have everyone by the balls" Pryor

2008-01-20T14:09:00.000-08:00

This is suppose to be my day off from blogging. But since I am a huge Michigan fan and the number one recruit in the country visited Michigan last night I thought I would play my odds game with this kid. I watched the this kid in the Army AA game he won the MVP and did impress me with a nice touch and great running style. When he got there that week for practice he was wearing a Michigan sweat shirt. All the O$U guys made him take it off. During the game, one of the buck fucks put a buckeye sticker on his helmet. During a break in the game and the camera on TP he pointed at the sticker and said something.. Not sure what. So what I am getting at is that... THE KID IS FUCKING WITH US! HE HAS EVERY MICHIGAN & OSU FAN BY THE BALLS! I think his mind is made up and he's just loving every second of making people wonder. Case and point..

Then he comes out and says he wants to play somewhere that packs 100,000+ Fans. Yesterday he came for official visit at Michigan. Here is a interweb report from some web site.

Charlie Batch came with him to be his "Mentor". Us Lion fans know Charlie is a nice guy but not a very good football player. That really has nothing to do with TP or anything. Just was throwing Charlie under the bus for the hell of it. Back to Pryor, The visit went well from what was heard. Here what the insiders at rivals have to say..

-A good vibe from TP on his visit. He came in late so he will be leaving later today
-Batch & RR hit it off (despite what people are saying from the pictures of them at the bball game)
-JT Floyd will ultimately land at Michigan
-Martin was supposed to be on his official visit, but may use it as an unofficial. He wanted to be there for TP and he skipped a big wrestling tournament to be there
-Barwis had the recruits in awe.

Not much on TP lean of UM or OSU but he had a good time. A few pics of the kid. I do feel sorry we had to show him how bad our basketball team is. That can't help since he talked about playing both sports(I don't see that happening). TP is sitting with his cousin and Michigan WR Tony Clemons who I have had the chance to talk with and help out with his Myspace and Tony is a great guy.

So it looks like the kid is having a good time. But who wouldn't take free visits? Even if you were sold on another school. Pryor coming to Michigan would be huge swing for Michigan. Give us an edge in recruiting for the next few years. Give Michigan the swing it needs to beat OSU and take back the rivalry. With Ryan Mallett heading to Ark I wonder how Pryor couldn't go with Michigan? He could start right away and run an Offense that makes many QB like Pat White look good and I don't think much of Pat White(Can't throw to save his life). I think Pryor can be a better QB then White due to being a better passer. RR would use him to his fullest and make him the center point of the offense. I think he would be nuts to turn that down. But OSU has been on his nuts longer and Tressel is dirty asshole. Who knows what snake things he has done to grab Pryor. For whatever reason I just don't have a good feeling about this. Like he is leading us on and Just fucking with Michigan. If this is the fact I will say he will become Michigan enemy number 1. I hope he comes to Michigan but I know there is always another huge recruit. RR will find a good QB for us. My % of Terrelle Pryor coming to Michigan is 48%. I think he is 52% O$U and I hope I am wrong. Either way he has us all by the balls and it's sick.

!Bonus!
Chad Henne on Rome is burning. I hate Rome(dbag) but Henne is the man. Thanks for the everything Chad.

Brotherly Love ?Romo or Eli?

2008-01-18T10:35:00.000-08:00

Ryan says:
Well this our first "brotherly Love where My brother and I talk sports or disagree with each other. Nothing new since we have disagreed our whole lives...
Ryan says:
Justin it's okay to say something...
Justin says:
ok lol
Ryan says:
Anyway we thought today we would talk Rome vs Eli
Justin says:
yea OK Eli is 10times better
Ryan says:
The topic is who would you rather build a team around?
Ryan says:
So I guess that means your horse is Eli
Justin says:
oh yea!
Ryan says:
I will take Romo because I do feel he is the better QB and was fucking awesome for me this fantasy season
Ryan says:
Alright my beef with Eli is that he is a sleep walker. He has the same board look on his face.
Justin says:
I take Eli he has more Experience playing pro ball. Has a good arm and is a Manning so that makes him sweet.
Ryan says: That makes him overrated.
Ryan says:
You can't tell if he QBing the NYG or watching TV on a couch. He's face is always...Duh......
Ryan says:
I will say his brother can play.
Ryan says:
But that doesn't mean he can. I think Eli was kid in the family that just played football cause he felt like he had to
Justin says:
He is a good QB he is a calm QB who does not let the pressure get to him like Romo did last year in the playoffs.
Ryan says:
Okay Romo slipped up.. He was basically a rookie
Justin says:
slipped up big!
Ryan says:
Eli has had a few years now and has made small improvements. Look what Romo has done in ONE YEAR!
Ryan says:
I like your puns
Ryan says:
"slipped" up
Ryan says:
Romo in one year has became a pro bowler
Justin says:
Yea Romo has got better in his short time but also look at him team
Ryan says:
Lets not forget and maybe the most important....
Ryan says:
Fucking Jessica Simpson. That says something about the man. What about his team?
Justin says:
he got T.O a good Rb a great TE Witten and #85 I don't know his name
Ryan says:
Nothing but the best here at SC.. "#85 I don't know his name"...
Justin says:
SO i think he has better players to play with than Eli
Justin says:
well i don't he is not a big name but a real good WR
Justin says:
Eli has Burgess that's really it and he has been hurt the whole year and the Shockey the Good TE is out with a Broken leg
Justin says:
So Romo has better players to play with and a better O-line
Ryan says:
Eli has a great WR core. Toomer(Michigan Man),Burgess(Mich State loser) and Smith.
Ryan says:
O yeah thanks for making my point even better.. Shockey
Justin says:
Smith is a rookie and Toomer is old not big play WR
Ryan says:
As we watch the Dallas/NYG game and Toomer has had a great day
Justin says:
yea he has he is a good wr But old and not as good as T.O
Ryan says:
its the 4th and Dallas is driving. Maybe the game will settle this for us?
Justin says:
but also i think Eli is a better leader
Ryan says:
Romo has done great things with TO after many QBs have had issues
Ryan says:
You have to be kidding
Ryan says:
My fucking Jaw hit the floor
Ryan says:
The NYG locker room has had spoke out about him not leading
Justin says:
no its just t.o has finally stop talking all the time
Ryan says:
Romo fucks Jessica! Leads the biggest franchise in the NFL,Pro bowler, great leader.. end of convo
Ryan says:
This is a no brain er
Justin says:
but Eli has done good this year and got his first playoff win on the road
Justin says:
there both good QB's i would just pick Eli
Ryan says:
About time I say
Ryan says:
Not me.. Romo has that "it" factor
Justin says:
and look how they did against the pats they almost won while the cowboys lost i think 48-20
Ryan says:
He got that Farvra in him
Ryan says:
They played the Pats better but is that how we measure qbs? Who plays better vs the Pats?
Justin says:
well the pats are like maybe even tho i hate them the best team maybe ever and I'm just saying bc there the best team this year
Ryan says:
Romo's side arm is as tasty as jam baby
Ryan says:
whole body of work my friend or brother
Justin says:
Ha Ha the side arm
Justin says:
that's your thing to
Ryan says:
What? Its beautiful
Ryan says:
Kurt did it.. Scott Mitchell did it! Wait he was before your time
Justin says:
yea he was
Justin says:
but side arm is not the best way of throwing i think
Ryan says:
The cowboys are closing in on a TD here.. I think Romo is gonna pull this out. Making me look right..
Justin says:
but how ever you get there as long as you get it there
Ryan says:
Not what the scouts like but the greats have used it.
Ryan says:
Look at Romo in the refs face.. Eli would never do such a thing
Ryan says:
Romo has huge balls
Justin says:
so what its not good to get in the refs face be nice to them
Ryan says:
Makes him better too.. He isn't scared to throw pick. If you play in NY.. Be very scared to fuck up
Justin says:
and romo just made a huge mistake by getting that flag
Ryan says:
LOL what? who are you? Nice?
Justin says:
Eli would not had done that
Justin says:
I'm nice I would never talk to the refs
Ryan says:
Also romo plays for Dallas! You can't play in NY and play well
Justin says:
what?
Ryan says:
To much pressure
Ryan says:
The media is awful. So are the fans.. They suck. They give someone no slack to improve. Now or never
Ryan says:
It's NY
Justin says:
yea NY is a bad town to play for but he deals with it and is doing well now and hope they can beat the cowboys tonight then beat the packers
Ryan says:
The Packers are a whole another topic.. 3rd and 20 fro romo
Justin says:
yea now 4th and 20
Ryan says:
Well never mind...
Ryan says:
I hate them both...
Justin says:
hope they don't get it if they go for it
Justin says:
ok there punting i hope Eli can lead them down for another TD
Ryan says:
He will find a way to screw it up... YOU ARE NOT PAYTON! Wait maybe you are.. The Colts lost today.. Sorry Justin
Ryan says:
I had to
Justin says:
nice way to be a Prick!
Ryan says:
It's getting ugly, we will kill this thing here.. So we will be back next week with another topic where we will bicker and make bad to little points.
Ryan says:
Manning Sacked! Thanks for reading all! Point and win me!

Now with NYG winning, I look like a total ass after Romo played like shit and lost. Maybe Eli is better? Eli can shut me up if he can make it to the SB. Time will tell.

I must step into the phone booth

2008-01-17T12:05:00.000-08:00

I was gonna post my brotherly love today like planned in the schedule but I need to edit it and make it easier to read. The reason I can't edit is because Mike and I must step in the phone booth and go Ref a girls basketball game. It should be a dozy full of jump balls and missed layups. I will try and get it up late tonight or early tomorrow. Now I am off! I must fly to some shit high school and ref to make the world right and fight against the evil fouls... I can't believe I just typed all that. I don't blame you if you never come back...

Top 3

2008-01-16T10:13:00.000-08:00

I figured I would do my current top three NBA players. I Just felt like it. I also should have a Ryan vs Mike Internet show done soon. If you anyone wants to see a topic discussed just post it in a comment or email it my way. The NBA in mid season can be a bit boring to say. Some teams starting to tank, others thinking about it. Some playing harder then ever. I find this a way to keep me awake during the mid season.

1. Dwight Howard
I know what you are gonna say. Hey he is one of your favorite players. Yes true but the numbers and Wins don't lie. When you are avenging 23 and 15 a night and your team is Winning your gonna be #1. Shooting 60% won't hurt you either. The 24-16 Magic are playing well and just kick the shit out of my pathetic Bulls the the other Night. Also Note to Kwame Brown.. This what you were supposed to do. On another note. How in the fuck does the Orlando Magic get Shaq & Howard? Howard will be just as good as Shaq..Book it.

Howard you got robbed in the dunk contest.

Here are some youtubes that will give you all Dwight Man crushes.. If Kissing Rims don't.

2.Kobe Bryant
Kobe is doing something that he has never done before without Shaq..Win. Andrew just went down but I expect the winning to keep up. He seems to buy the fact he can't score 81 points & win the ring. No one expected the Lakers to go 26-11. Who knows maybe we will get a Celtic vs Lakers Final(I wouldn't bet my left nut on it but it could happen). I wish now my Bulls would have pulled the trigger on him. What were we thinking? Kobe's numbers and shot are down and the wins are up.. He finally fucking gets it.

Did I mention he has a smoking wife? What was he thinking?(you know what I am talking about..)

Top 10 Dunks

3.Lebron James
I know I know... Maybe he should be #1? He has been playing lights out and just dropped 51 points 8 & 9 last night on the suck ass Grizzles. But with the Cavs shit record of 20-18 he can't be any higher then 3 or even on my list at all. He is a state power house and on my fantasy team(8-2 by the way). He may even win MVP if his team can start to win more. Last years trip to the finals may had some luck in it but the kid is only 23 and that makes him scary as shit. He is turning into a great leader and that ugly ass jump shot is even getting better. Maybe once the Cavs GM gets some guys around Lebron they might start winning. You can start with dumping Larry Huges, He's junk and you over paid.

Lebron Stop being a pussy and do a dunk contest

Bowls Blow

2008-01-15T16:59:00.000-08:00

That takes alot to say "Bowls Blow". Well it's true. The last few years I have started to hate the bowls more and more. This is what I can't fucking stand.

1.They wait to long to play. Football is not a game that you can just pick up and play. It isn't like basketball where you go to the fucking YMCA and play a pickup game. Do kids play pickup games of football? NO! I know the teams don't even hit much practice. I just don't think you can tell who the best team is. The NC game is even worse waiting a whooping two months to play the game. In pro sports they make a huge deal about teams who sweep a team and have to sit around and wait. Why is it any different here?

2.They don't mean shit! Unless were talking NC game. Does it matter if Michigan beats the Gators? Not really. Maybe a bit in recruiting but not much. The first game of the season is more important. When USC is playing whofuckingcares University is more important then the Rose Bowl you've got problems.

3.I'm sick of the same shit. How many times can I stand to see USC beat the fuck out of another big ten team in it's own back yard? I want USC to come to The big house for a bowl game or Lambo fucking field and play a Big Ten team. See how the snow effects them and not having the home game.

4.The Hype Sucks. There is no hype to these games. I felt like who gives a crap about the NC game and even a bit in my Michigan game. The season has been over for so long that it just kills the mood for me. I can't speak for others but it's like during Oct/Nov all I care about is college football. Then Dec goes by and into Jan and I just loose it. I am getting into basketball mode. This goes along with the wait of the games.

5.Games played for the wrong reasons. All the bowl games are played for is straight up cash. It's all about ads and bowl money. That's why no one wants it to end. They make truck fulls of cash. Fuck the teams that play all year, fuck knowing who is the best. We just want that CCCCCAAAAASSSSSSHHHHH!

Have a damn 8 team playoff. You can keep all your gay bowls. Put them in all the rounds leading up to the NC game. Simple as that. I rather bitch about who the best 8th team is then the who should be the NC. In my latest poll I asked if you liked the BCS and the cry has been loud and clear. Three people agree with me to zero people for the BCS. Maybe a few more will vote.. Please College football. Get this thing right. Until that day comes... Fuck the BCS.

Small Mail Bag!

2008-01-14T13:42:00.000-08:00

Well I got one email. Thanks to the people who have started to come to the site. I hope to get more mail as the site gets more traffic. Here we go!!!

I read your I think it was your first blog. Nicely done. I was sick and
tired of hearing about SEC Speed. The only speed I saw from Florida was from
Percy Harvin. Hell, the DB's from Florida couldn't even contain Carson Butler
who ripped off a 65 yard run. Are you kidding me? A 6'6" 246 pound Tight End
does that against the supposed speedy defense of an SEC team. The media makes me
absolutely sick. They constantly talk about the SEC. If you ask me, I think the
Pac-10 has the most speed. Look at Oregon and USC. Their defenses are fast; they
have great play makers on offense. MaizeAndBlue

I guess this more of a comment than a question. Yes as I do agree in my posts. The SEC speed is all media talk and stuck in the SEC players minds. It makes them feel special and makes it more of a joke when Carson Butler out runs the "Fastest mother fo's" in college football! I do agree to the Pac10 can look pretty damn fast. I did see first hand when Dixon made the Wolverine look like a JV football team. I think if you play D1 you gonna be fast. Every team has speed. Get over it SEC!

If you wanna be apart of the mailbag send comments or questions to my email(found on the right under my name).

Romo+Jessica

2008-01-14T13:16:00.000-08:00

Tony Romo can now head back to Jessica Simpson and vacation all he wants. I am not gonna come out and say that him going on that vacation led to the Cowboys losing but it doesn't look good. I know she smoking and all but come on. This is just one man's opinion but can hanging out with Jessica on some hot vacation wait tell after the fucking playoffs?

I know she is smoking hot Tony but you have bigger fish to fry. Not to mention you lost to the NYG who I feel got lucky to even be where they are and to be out playoff's by the "other" Manning is just fucking awful. I am not a Cowboy fan by any means but as a NFL QB you need to be doing everything possible to prepare the playoffs. I guess that for Tony Romo is bonking Jessica Simpson in Mexico. Yes I just said "Bonking" damnit. Tony had a great season for the most part but did anyone notice that his "game" dropped badly when Jessica showed up? Tony just put the bitch's on the side for a month until you win a playoff game or a Super Bowl. I know it doesn't help that the team had a ton of penalties,bad Oline play and the D just not getting it done. So I won't put all the blame on Jessica but I would say there maybe something there. Eli showed by he is a Manning for once in his life but I am still not sold on him or this team. I expect them to get fucked hard by the Packers(no pun intended). I just can't see Eli playing well for two stright games. He never does. In fact on Thursday in brotherly Love my brother I talk who you would rather build a team around, Tony or Eli? I took Romo and now look like an idiot. I hope the Cowboys enjoy the time off and I hope Tony enjoys Jessica and Mexico.

I lied

2008-01-09T17:47:00.001-08:00

Alright I planned on getting this place off the ground on the 7th but a wacky work week kept me away from the site. So The day we start up will be Jan 14th. I hope to have a recorded show with Mike & Ryan this weekend and have it up next week for everyone's pleasure. Sorry to put things on hold. I also gonna use my weekend to get more site link ups and connections.

Four Great Men

2008-01-04T22:51:00.000-08:00

It's time to tell you a bit about the men that will make this blog a good read. First let me explain Sports Censored. It's a sports blog that will talk,walk and eat sports. SC will offer strong opinions. This is anything goes basis with the possible cuss word here and there or everywhere. All of us breath sports and not all the same sports but we think we know what were talking about. The blog will have a cutting edge cussing/sports talking/beer drinking Internet show(called Censored, looking for a better name) that will feature Ryan Millard vs Mike Packard. I think alot of you will enjoy the show. It maybe fucking awful or very funny. I guess time will tell. If you look to your right you will see the programming that will happen on SC. I hope to stick to that format as best as I can. Of course breaking news could take that day over or just lack of any good content could lead to anything interesting. It's always subject to change. There are alot of good sports blogs out there and I hope we at SC can be alot different then other blogs. Maybe a bit more funny or maybe so bad it's good for laugh. So lets see if this bitch has wings... Now onto the talent.

Justin Aylsworth(Go_Blue24)

Justin is the youngest of the team(17). Justin's time on the blog could be limited right now due to being mid basketball season. Justin watches NBA,NFL, College sports. Wants nothing to do with MLB but knows alot about WWE... Well that doesn't mean shit on this blog. The kid did goto Wrestlemainia 23. Justin has a man crush on Kevin Garnett and Payton Manning. Justin watches ESPN 24/7 and knows what he is talking about 75% of the time.

Justin has been to many sports events in his young life. Justin saw a old man Michael Jordan with the Wizards and has been to many Michigan football games. Justin will be in our Wed post called "Brotherly Love".

Playing experiences
-Frosh Basketball
-JV Basketball
-Varsity Basketball

Odd info: WWE is one of his favorite "Sports"

Ryan Millard

Ryan Millard is a kung foo master who knows alot about sports. Seeing from this picture you can see that Mike isn't impressed but I was. Ryan who I met at work is a big fan of all Detroit team besides the Lions who he claims is doomed for life and might as well move the team to Toronto. Ryan has been watching sports his whole life and is my partner in crime on the "RR Show" my aMAIZEing Ts Blog. Ryan's Role in this blog will be doing a Internet show with Mike Packard. it will be a Ryan vs Mike type of thing and I expect alot "hate hate Hate Hate hate" coming from Ryan and I bet alot of cussing.

Yes that's myself and Ryan wearing gay Xmas sweatshirts at a work party. I just wanna point out that a man who wears something like that knows his sports. I doubt Ryan does any to much posting on the blog but will be a treat on the show. Ryan does watch NBA,College,NFL and dabbles a bit in MLB & NHL. Ryan's dad is a huge sports fan as well. Even went so far as to flying to rose bowl in 1997 to see Michigan in the championship game. Paying $1,000 for the ticket. So Ryan does have good sports "pedigree". Ryan's hope for the show is to make Mike Packard look like a clown, it will be hard to come by since Mike can talk his face off. Good luck Ryan your gonna need it.

Playing experiences
-8th grade basketball "B Team"
-Frosh Football
-JV Football
-Varsity Football
-Varsity Tennis(do they have JV Tennis?)

Odd info: Listen to "ICP". Yes you read right...

Mike Packard

Mike Packard... Packard is sorta the fuel of the group. I am betting the best athlete of the group. He is a energy monster who can jaw with the best of them. His role in this blog with be going head to head with Ryan Millard on the Internet show talking sports topics. I will have to find a way to wrangle the two so it doesn't turn into a pissing contest. Mike will also be our MLB guru, maybe not as smart as Peter Gammons but knows his baseball. Mike still hasn't recovered from the Bartmen fiasco due to being a huge Cubs fan. Mike also watches all football and basketball and loves the evil Duke & Michigan State basketball programs. Mike will add good laughs to the blog and to the show.

We will try our best to hide the beer before Mike does a show but I can't promise that all the time. Mike does love sports though. I grew up playing basketball with Mike and never even liked him until 2004. Mike was such a dick when I played sports. He was two years ahead of me and he was cocky and had one hell of a mouth on him and I just thought he was a complete ass. Then we hung out at a Gus Macker(basketball tourney) and became friends quick and hung out ever since. At the moment we ref Girls/Boys basketball and we might be the best Reffing tandem EVAAAAR! Mike will be a good guy for this blog and I hope get many sound bites form him and Millard when they go at each other throats on the Internet show.

Playing experiences
-St. Charles 6th Grade Basketball
-Frosh Football
-Frosh Basketball
-JV Basketball
-Varsity Basketball
-Varsity Baseball
-Varsity Golf

Odd Info: Mike is a Cheers expert.

Ryan Aylsworth

Its hard to write about myself. I grew up in a house where my dad was throwing weather radio's at the wall when Isiah Thomas thew the ball to Bird on that famous out of bounds play. Sports were first. In my younger days I only watched and played basketball and was a huge fan of the Chicago Bulls. As I got older I got more into football and American Gladiators(as you can see). When I saw Howard flash the Heisman pose at Michigan I was a fan for life. I really can't stand baseball but will watch if it is the playoffs. I have started to enjoy the local whitecaps(AAA ball) baseball team for whatever reason. I have been a owner of Michigan season tickets and run my own Michigan T-shirt shop and blog. Sports keep me sane and I made this blog to talk them without any blockers or censors. I will do alot of the writing on this site, maybe not done well but alot. I hope you enjoy what us four men have to offer.

Playing experiences
-Jr Bowling League
-Frosh Basketball
-JV Basketball
-Varsity Basketball

Odd Info: American Gladiators is one of my favorite "sports".

That's everyone. I hope you all enjoy the blog.

Going Live on the 7th

2008-01-04T11:25:00.000-08:00

On the 7th we will be going live with this blog. The Monday programming will start. This weekend I will introduce the great men that will help with this blog. Tell your friends..
Here is a little something for Gator Fans...

Timbow Te Who?

2008-01-02T18:51:00.000-08:00

I am happy to say that my first post is a happy one. My Michigan Wolverines ate the former champs for lunch and than shaaat them out. I thought my first post was gonna be profiling the staff of this sauceome blog.. Yes I said sauceome... I will get to the losers that will help this blog and what SC is all about in the next post. For now I must bask in the light of kicking the ass of the Tebow Gators. Michigan came in and showed the The Gators and the SEC might wanna get off their fucking high horse and think about giving the rest of college football some respect. ESPN and the rest of the media has humped the SEC for awhile now and I can't stand it anymore. It's a great league, but come one. Don't act like their fucking untouchable. All that talk of the south speed just got thrown out the window when Michigan punched Tim Teebag and the Gators in the face. Michigan is now..
20-5-1 vs SEC=SHUT THE FUCK UP!

UM should have put 50+ up if Mike Hart doesn't have two freak fumbles. It's only been 1,002 carries since one. Chad Henne played his best game ever and raised his NFL stock. Now I have a bit on my mind with the Henne vs Tebow. Chad Henne will be on a NFL roster and maybe even be someones starter. Will Tebow? I don't think so, unless he becomes alot better out of the red zone. From what I saw Timmy couldn't hit anyone outside of a dump off pass. He's a great Redzone threat but anywhere else on the field is avg. I just wasn't impressed with Mr.Heisman. I expect Chad to go on to bigger things like the NFL. I expect Tebow to become a Gator Legend and that's about it. I could be wrong. But he just didn't knock my socks off. Then again the Michigan D was owning the line and kicking Tebow in the face on almost every play. Crable may have been right when he said

“I think y’all are too concerned with this Tebow, I mean he’s just a quarterback,” Crable said Saturday. “He’s really not (different.) He’s got some freakish stats because they use him differently, they use him in the red zone a lot to run the ball but he’s nothing more exceptional than we’ve ever played against.“If you ask me about (Oregon’s) Dennis Dixon or you ask me about (former Texas quarterback) Vince Young, I’d be like, now those are some freakish people. You ask me about this guy, he’s just a quarterback.”

Shawn Crable is my hero and he calls out Kirk...

My man has some balls. AAir had a big day as well. He had a field day with the Gator CBs. I just hope he sticks around for his Senior year. Mario as well but I can let him off a bit more because he has been less then a good leader and a ass to Ryan Mallett. AAir highlights. Catch of the year too IMO.

Well Coach Carr goes out on top and so do the Seniors. SEC can go to hell for all I care. I have been so sick of hearing the media and that conference talk about how great they are. This win feels good and I hope RR can do the job next year. I have a good feeling Michigan is on it's way back to the top of college football. Great win and a great way to send the so called best college football player home. With a lose. Almost forgot...

GATOR CHOP!!!!

O Shit What Happend?